The long dead (but dearly missed) Spy magazine had a famous unwritten policy of referring to Donald Trump as a “short-fingered vulgarian” whenever they mentioned the controversial real estate mogul. Who knew they should have also called him a greedy, looting pirate as well?

In a wildly underreported interview with ABC’s George Stephonopoulos, Trump, who has yet to say if he’s actually going to run for president on the Republican ticket, outright told Stephonopoulos that he’d steal Iraq’s oil if he were in charge:


Trump: George, let me explain something to you. We go into Iraq. We have spent thus far, $1.5 trillion. We could have rebuilt half of the United States. $1.5 trillion. And we’re going to then leave. So, in the old days, you know when you had a war, to the victor belong the spoils. You go in. You win the war and you take it.

Stephanopoulos: It would take hundreds of thousands of troops to secure the oil fields.

Trump: Excuse me. No, it wouldn’t at all.

Stephanopoulos: So, we steal an oil field?

Trump: Excuse me. You’re not stealing. Excuse me. You’re not stealing anything. You’re taking–we’re reimbursing ourselves–at least, at a minimum, and I say more. We’re taking back $1.5 trillion to reimburse ourselves.

According to the 1907 Hague Convention, “pillaging,” the stealing of valuable goods from a locality, especially during combat, is a war crime, regardless of what you feel you deserve. In the Hague’s exact words: “The pillage of a town or place, even when taken by assault, is prohibited.”

Now, to be fair, this statute was enacted during a different time in history, when it was common practice for world armies to take over cities and then supplement their combat pay by looting jewels, silverware, and other valuables. The law’s main focus probably wasn’t natural resources, and its intention was most likely to prevent common military pillages like that of 1992, when Thomas Goltz reported seeing “heisted televisions, radios, refrigerators, carpets, and chairs” in a war in the Caucasus. However, that doesn’t mean there isn’t a precedent for people stealing natural resources during wartime, and later being prosecuted for it.

The Special Court for Sierra Leone is currently in the midst of prosecuting a number of people for illegally selling diamonds in that country’s civil war. And in October 2010, hundreds of experts met at the Hague to discuss the research paper Corporate War Crimes: Prosecuting Pillage of Natural Resources. Though the paper’s central target was corporations trafficking in illegally obtained resources, and thereby fueling violent militias, there’s certainly a clear case to be made that entire nations could be guilty of raping the land of a defeated enemy. In fact, following WWII, a British claim over crude oil captured during conflict as “munitions-de-guerre”—a legal way to obtain resources in war—was quickly struck down (PDF):

In rejecting the British government’s claim that the crude oil they had recaptured constituted munitions-de-guerre, the court drew on a passage contained in the then British Manual of Military Law that rightly defined the term munitions-de-guerre as “such things as are susceptible of direct military use.” On the strength of this definition, the court ruled that the need for sophisticated installations and considerable processing to extract and refine the oil meant that the crude oil failed to qualify as “arms or ammunition which could be used against the enemy in fighting.”

As of April 15, 2011, Donald Trump was leading the rest of the potential GOP presidential candidates by nine points. If a reality TV star who intends to turn respectable U.S. soldiers into looting thugs is the best the GOP has, President Obama can probably go ahead and start writing his second inaugural address right now.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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