At some point in your life, Escherichia coli has probably brought you to your knees to pray to the porcelain god. Common bacteria that often live harmlessly in the guts of most animals, a few strains of it can cause anything from food poisoning to death in humans. But, according to news out of Washington University in St. Louis last month, it may also be the key in our quest to find a renewable, environmentally safe fuel source.


Researchers there recently received a government grant to transform the little pests into miniature waste eating, gasoline-producing factories, theoretically capable of replacing our dependence on fossil fuels. And the Missouri-based scholars aren’t the only or the first to explore the prospect. We’ve been dreaming of an E. coli fuel source for the last seven years at least. This decade of research and experimentation has moved this bio-engineered vision of the future from wishful thinking to an increasingly viable and hopefully imminent reality.

Scientists have long dreamed of using microbes, impossibly common and easily sustained organisms, as miniature factories for churning out organic and synthetic materials. It’s basically modern alchemy—down to the transmutation of gold. But the first to float the notion of using E. coli to create a fuel source were probably the private researchers at LS9 back in 2007. That year they revealed that they had perfected a process for modifying the bacteria’s genes so that instead of producing fatty acids from their food, they would basically shit out hydrocarbon chains, the core components of any fuel. These molecules could then, they hoped, be transformed into gas, diesel, or even jet fuels in a simpler, cheaper, and more energy-efficient process than the production of corn ethanol and a cleaner, safer procedure than crude oil refining.

E. coli isn’t the only bacteria that can produce basic fuel products. In 2011, researchers at Tulane University identified a variety of the often quite nasty Clostridium bacterial genus that could produce butanol, a gasoline equivalent, with relative ease. But most bacteria have problems producing fuels from cheap materials quickly, easily, and reliably enough to be economically viable. E. coli, though, have proven to breed prolifically and have an extremely efficient biosynthetic system, making them ideal for research and mass production.

But even with the purportedly perfect miniature processors, LS9 found itself pushing back its rollout dates for test batches and demo plants of E. coli fuel, first to 2010 or 2011, then to 2012 or 2013, then further still. As it turns out, while it’s clear that E. coli have great potential as fuel producers, it’s still hard to grope around for the perfect setting in their genes that will allow them to produce at full capacity, calibrated to work with especially cheap and abundant fuel sources (which they must also learn how to consume).

Researchers like those from the Department of Energy’s Joint Bioenergy Institute, which taught E. coli to eat switchgrass in 2011, and the private Bio Architecture Lab, which have the bacteria munching on abundant seaweed, have toyed with food sources ever since 2007. Meanwhile, in 2013 scientists at Harvard focused on making sure their bacteria would reliably produce hydrocarbon chains roughly equivalent to the fuels we use in our cars, decreasing the cost and time needed to refine their produce. That same year a team at the Korean Advanced Institute of Science and Technology made headlines after they coaxed E. coli into producing a gasoline that could be dumped straight into a car engine and run. But the Korean team could only produce a few grams of fuel at a time; they acknowledge that it will take them a while to become efficient enough that a canister of germs in your garage could replace the gas station.

Even before Washington University’s recent announcement, carmaker Audi announced this year that their own E. coli project was ready to launch test production plants, generating thousands of liters of car-ready fuel. And last month the DoE’s Joint Bioenergy Institute released a few details about their efforts to breed heartier, longer-living bacteria capable of producing more fuel before they croak. The injection of capital into LS9 after their acquisition by the biofuel giant Renewable Energy Group also promises to light a fire under the bacterial fuel world’s ass. And it doesn’t hurt that we now know how to get bacteria to eat shit as well, meaning we now a near-free and infinite food source for our fuel producers if they need it.

All these little revelations over the past decade, and the building breakthroughs of the past year, suggest that, despite the chronic over-optimistic predictions of the biotech field, we may truly be on the verge of a breakthrough in renewable, E. coli-produced fuel sources. Eating plant or food waste as a form of recycling can make bacteria fuel nearly carbon-neutral, as the process takes as much carbon out of the environment as the fuel will put back in. Directly transferable into cars or jets, the newest iterations of the product require almost no refining. Now all that’s left is to keep tweaking until we can get per-unit production up and costs down. But the jumps we’ve already made and the development of test batches suggest that while we may not see it tomorrow, within our lifetimes we’re likely to see a serious test run of E. coli gas. And that will be a welcome future, both for our march towards a fossil fuel-free world and for the reputation of the often maligned but increasingly benevolent bacteria.

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  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

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    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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