Here at GOOD, we live every week like it’s sandwich week. We’ve weighed the merits of every sandwich within a four-block radius of our office, enviously eyed our coworker’s hangover-curing egg sammies, and asked the tough questions about our best-loved lunch food. Is a sandwich anything between two slices of bread? Does it require bread at all? Is a taco a sandwich? The answers to these questions and more are coming soon: Mark your calendars for GOOD’s official Sandwich Week, coming Sept. 26-30.

As we prepare ourselves for the carbo-load, we want you to weigh in on the sandwich that best represents your state. Later this month, we’ll compile your answers in a handy map of the United States of GOOD Sandwiches. We think it’ll pair pretty nicely with our United States of GOOD Beer.


What is a GOOD sandwich? We’re not just looking for the tastiest sammy to originate from your state (although we do accept samples). We’re not necessarily seeking the most famous, either (Kentucky may be spared the Double Down). We’re on the lookout for GOOD sammies—sandwiches with historical or cultural significance in your home state, ones that can be assembled from local ingredients, and ones that support local independent businesses. The ideal GOOD sandwich will do all three.

To get things rolling, we asked GOOD staffers nominate the quintessential GOOD sandwich from their home states. But we’re always ready to try a new sandwich—so Tweet, Facebook, and comment below to nominate your state’s GOOD sandwich, justify your choice of sammy, and throw in the local sandwich joint that makes your favorite rendition.

Iowa: A born-and-bred Midwesterner, GOOD executive editor Ann Friedman nominates the pork tenderloin sandwich. “While I briefly considered the Maid Rite (the original loose-meat sandwich), the tenderloin is a much better choice to represent my home state. It’s a breaded and deep-fried cut of pork, typically much wider than the bun on which it sits, and can be found in every small-town diner and roadside food stand in the state,” Friedman says. “Indiana may also lay claim to this sandwich, but Iowa is the top pork-producing state in the country. So I say it’s officially ours.” But she’s admittedly a vegetarian who hasn’t eaten a “pork tendy” since childhood.

New York: Repping the Empire State, contributing editor Alex Goldmark nominates the bagel with a schmear and lox. Here’s why: “Because if you order it at Russ and Daughters on the Lower East Side you get an education in history, salmon, and gastronomy all at once. And it tastes better if you ask for da schmear wid an acksent.” Fellow New York City resident Nona Willis Aronowitz disagrees. “A slice of pizza folded over is New York’s state sandwich,” she says. “I’ve been all over the state and the bagels (not to mention the lox) can be booty, but the pizza holds strong across the land, and only in New York do we fold it in half to make a greasy, gooey, salty cheese-and-tomato sandwich-like concoction.”

California: GOOD community manager Hillary Newman and managing editor Megan Greenwell duke it out over the state of California’s quintessential sammy. Newman likes the California veggie sandwich. If the name isn’t enough to convince you, “California is home to fresh produce and hippies,” Newman says. “Between the acres upon acres of farmland growing bounties of fresh produce (avocado, anyone?) and the inception of the local food movement inspired by chef Alice Waters in Berkeley, it’s clear that the veggie sandwich belongs here. It’s simple and healthy, composed of two slices of multi-grain bread (the grainier the better), hummus, lettuce, tomato, alfalfa sprouts, avocado, and cheese (optional). That’s it!”

“Long before the Golden State became the epicenter of veganism, raw foodism, fruitarianism, and dozens of other invented hippie diets, it was home to fast-food hamburgers,” Greenwell counters. “The hamburger may not have been invented in California, but it was perfected here. The first McDonald’s opened in San Bernadino in 1940. In-N-Out invented the concept of a drive-through restaurant in 1948. Jack in the Box started in San Diego in 1951. Californians may eat a lot healthier now, but we still have a soft spot for that thin little patty, cooked all the way through (medium-rare is for yuppies), topped with iceberg lettuce, a mealy slice of tomato, pickles, and special sauce—eaten, of course, with one hand on the wheel.”

As we count down to Sandwich Week and collect nominations from all 50 states, we expect to hear of a heated debate between New Yorkers and Buffalonians, witness a knock-down, drag-out interstate match-up to lay claim to the grilled cheese, and establish a newfound lunch-hour relevance to less sandwich-centric states like Idaho and Arizona. After all, every state deserves a sandwich of its own. So nominate the official GOOD sandwich of your state and defend your choice to the masses!

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

  • Throughout history, women have stood up and fought to break down barriers imposed on them from stereotypes and societal expectations. The trailblazers in these photos made history and redefined what a woman could be. In doing so, they paved the way for future generations to stand up and continue to fight for equality.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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