Shopping at Wal-Mart isn’t about making the world a better place, because that isn’t what shopping is for.

Because we’re raising little capitalists, my husband and I pay our children nominal fees to make their beds, wash their plates, and hopefully one day do our taxes. Every Saturday night, we gather at the kitchen table for “payday” and drop coins earned from daily chores into different jars labeled “God,” “Save,” and “Spend.” The first ten percent goes into the God jar, which is noisily emptied onto the collection plate at church on Sunday mornings. The Save jar is placed back on the windowsill for the day they can afford, say, a PlayStation 2 game (though by that time, NASCAR 2007 will seem as outdated as Pong). But the glorious Spend jar is transported under chubby arms to the gleaming aisles of Wal-Mart, where the children try desperately to figure out if sales tax will place those plastic dinosaurs out of their financial grasp.My liberal friends hate Wal-Mart, feeling it has done less for its 1.3 million workers than, say, a rash of repetitive-stress injuries. When one friend heard I went to its Philadelphia location, she immediately said, “Don’t go there again.” And when I revealed that my husband’s first job was as a gun salesman at a Wal-Mart in Kentucky, our friendship barely withstood the blow.In fact, Wal-Mart has become a political Rorschach test. Democrats run as “Wal-Mart Foes” criticizing what they perceive to be inadequate health care and low wages. (Wages that are lower than unionized labor’s, but competitive enough to draw 25,000 job applicants for 325 openings at a new Chicago store.) Meanwhile, working-class whites turned off by Democrats’ cultural secularism have been dubbed “Sam’s Club Republicans”-after Wal-Mart’s cheaper and even bigger box store. The ubiquitous retail giant vividly showcases the wildly disparate spending philosophies of Red and Blue Americans.For example, my children make about $6 per week, which leaves less than $3 to spend after the money is split among all the jars. And, frankly, that’s just not enough to Make a Statement. You see, Blue Staters don’t just want to buy a product, they want their product to Mean Something, whether it’s African tribal art, a high-energy protein bar, or scented candles. Every product is manufactured, packaged, and marketed to feed the desire for significance.

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Liberals believe evangelicals lack moral gravitas because we don’t attach our beliefs to our purchases like an overpriced service plan.

Urban Outfitters, for example, reveals eclectic style; Williams-Sonoma illustrates a sophisticated domesticity, and IKEA (admittedly affordable, but 300 miles from my house) demonstrates the urban need for maximizing space. Everthing related to these stores exude hipness-their décor, products, and even shopping bags emit a certain je ne sais quoi which simply does not accompany translucent Wal-Mart bags with yellow happy faces on the front. Blue State shopping, you see, is more than just acquiring items. It Makes a Statement, it Reflects Personal Style, it Helps Save the Planet.Had I taken my kids and their Spend jars to a Nature boutique, the store’s intercoms might have been playing a relaxing Sounds of the Sea CD. A toy shark would be packaged in recycled paper (with a discussion of the threat of off-shore fishing practices on the back) and the cashier wearing a hemp necklace could have advised us where to get a half-caf soy latte on our way out the door. The toy would have cost $8.Wal-Mart, far from hipness, exudes only cheapness. Its products -no longer nessecarily American made-have traveled great distances to ensure that Bob in Peoria can afford a good belt to wear to work. The fluorescent lights kill any ambience a store the size of Delaware might have achieved, and purchases mean nothing beyond the item’s function. My son found his shark in a box next to the whoopee cushions, and it only cost $1.50. I bought a bowl to hold enough popcorn for the family, and the cashier certainly did not advise adding fruit to make a Stunning Centerpiece.And that’s the thing about Wal-Mart shoppers. We don’t want tips on how to live or entertain or save the sharks. We just want a popcorn bowl, the largest flat screen television we can afford, and a new Xbox 360. Oh, and we’ll need laundry detergent and paper towels, too. Our shopping is nothing but the sheer accumulation of stuff-the cheaper the better.Those aisles of inexpensive merchandise make eating, exercising, and even wiping your butt more affordable-increasing the standard of living for millions of working class Americans.This sometimes causes liberal secularists to feel smug. A popular bumper sticker sums up the sentiment nicely: the religious right is neither. One of the reasons liberals believe evangelicals lack moral gravitas is because we don’t attach our beliefs to our purchases like an overpriced service plan. Liberal secularists view themselves, after all, as changing the world one $6 organically grown free trade latte at a time. But, do they have the “save the world” market cornered? A closer examination of charitable giving and volunteering shows a shockingly telling discrepancy between the religious and the non-religious.According to Syracuse University’s study, “Religious Faith and Charitable Giving,” people who attend religious services regularly are 38 percent more likely to identify themselves as conservatives. They are also 25 percent more likely to donate money than those who don’t (91 percent to 66 percent)-and this isn’t just giving in the collection plate: the religious are more generous with nonreligious causes as well. They are also 23 percent more likely to volunteer time (67 percent to 44 percent).To put it bluntly, religious conservatives don’t out-spend their secular liberal counterparts, they out-give them-donating a significantly higher percentage of their income to African AIDS victims, babies afflicted by inner-city poverty, and children enslaved by the global sex trade. In other words, they don’t view consumer goods as a method of showcasing benevolence.They have a whole different jar for that.GOOD JAR All of GOOD’s subscription money goes to charity. It also “Makes A Statement,” if you’re into that.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

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    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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