Thanksgiving is sort of like Hanukkah for vegans. Sometimes they just feel a little left out. Which probably goes a long way toward explaining the weird number of vegan turducken recipes out there on the interwebs. To help vegans plan a terrific T-day meal without feeling like they’re just putting lipstick on a field roast, we tapped a network of vegan chefs for their favorite recipes, from the perfect vegan turducken to delicious dessert options.


Turducken – Chef Wendy Landiak, Balasia, Hereford, PA

This is one of those dishes that you just feel is so ridiculous and bordering on insanity that you think to yourself, ‘why not make a vegan version?’… so I did.

Recipe:

Use your favorite seitan recipe, but treat the seitan with 3 different marinades and spices. The key is how you season the boiling water and after. Think Thanksgiving: sage, thyme, rosemary, garlic, wine, etc.

If you don’t feel like tackling seitan, buy three different wheat meats and gussy them up with wine, poultry spices, oil for the duck, and soy butter.

Then you gild the lily: Wrap the entire entity with cooked vegan bacon!

…and More Turducken

Looking for other vegan turducken ideas? Bay Area slow food impresario Chef Leif Hedendal suggests trying the Punk Rock Chef’s version, or stuffing a ‘beyond meat’ chicken inside a house-made smoked seitan duck and molding tofurkey around that.

“I think a good way to make it actually taste delicious and like Thanksgiving is not to use all the hippie shit flavorings like vegans tend to use such as soy sauce, nutritional yeast, braggs, apple cider vinegar etc, but to use a lot of fresh herbs like sage, rosemary, thyme, marjoram, a nice amount of well caramelized onions, well prepared celery, carrots, garlic,” Hedendal wrote in an email.

Meatloaf (pictured above)- Chef Chloe Coscarelli Chloe’s Kitchen

Rather than trying to make fake turkey taste good, vegan chef and Cupcake Wars alum Chloe Coscarelli plans to cook her famous Country “Meatloaf” for Thanksgiving.

  • 3 tablespoons olive oil

  • 1 large onion, diced

  • 2 large carrots, diced

  • 2 cups diced celery

  • 8 cloves garlic, minced

  • 2 teaspoons dried thyme

  • 2 teaspoons dried basil

  • 2 teaspoons dried parsley

  • 2 (8-ounce) packages tempeh

  • 1/2 cup soy sauce

  • 1/2 cup vegetable broth

  • 1 cup cooked brown rice, warm

  • 1/2 cup bread crumbs

  • Sea salt and freshly ground black pepper

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Lightly grease a 10-by-5-by-3-inch loaf pan.

2. Heat oil over medium-high heat in a large deep-sided skillet and sauté onion, carrots and celery until soft, about 15 minutes. If vegetables begin to stick, add a little bit of water to the skillet. Stir in garlic, thyme, basil and parsley. Let cook a few more minutes. Crumble the tempeh into the skillet and add soy sauce and broth. Reduce heat to medium and cook for about 5 minutes, stirring frequently. Transfer the mixture to a large bowl.

3. Add warm brown rice and bread crumbs to the bowl and mix thoroughly with a large spoon. The more you mix it and mash it, the better it will hold together when you bake it. Season with salt and pepper to taste.

4. Transfer the mixture into the prepared loaf pan and pack it down very firmly using the back of a spoon. Cover the top of the loaf pan with foil. Bake for 45 minutes, covered, then remove foil, and bake for an additional 15 minutes. Remove from oven and let rest for 5 minutes before unmolding. Run a knife around the edges of the cooked loaf to loosen, then flip onto a serving plate to unmold. Slice and serve.

Chef’s note: Recipe can be halved to serve 3 to 4 people. If halving, bake in an 8-by-4-by-3-inch loaf pan for 30 minutes covered, then 15 more minutes uncovered.

Recipe reprinted with permission from the Chloe’s Kitchen cookbook.

Gravy Chef Chloe Coscarelli – Chloe’s Kitchen

What’s meatloaf—or Turducken—without gravy? Chef Chloe’s Golden Gravy recipe is a great match for either dish.

  • 2 tablespoons canola oil

  • 1 large onion, roughly chopped

  • 1/4 cup nutritional yeast flakes

  • 1/2 cup flour

  • 2 cups water

  • 3 tablespoons soy sauce

  • 1 teaspoon dried thyme

  • 1 teaspoon garlic powder

  • Sea salt and freshly ground black pepper

1. In a medium saucepan, heat oil over medium-high heat and sauté onion until soft. Add nutritional yeast and flour, and stir for about 1 minute. Add water, soy sauce, thyme and garlic powder. Continue to cook, whisking continuously, until mixture is very thick. Transfer gravy to a blender and purée until smooth. Adjust seasonings, and add salt and pepper to taste.

Yield: 6 to 8 servings. Recipe reprinted with permission from the Chloe’s Kitchen cookbook.

Chocolate-Pumpkin Bread Pudding – Chef Chloe Coscarelli, Chloe’s Kitchen

This warm pumpkin bread pudding has a dash of spice and is studded with chocolate chips. It’s a rich and creamy dessert that’s free of dairy and eggs but will leave everyone feeling indulged.

  • 1 cup coconut milk

  • 1 15 ounce can organic pumpkin

  • 1/2 cup brown sugar (can use maple syrup)

  • 1/2 teaspoon salt

  • 1 1/2 teaspoons cinnamon

  • 1 1/2 teaspoons nutmeg

  • 1/2 teaspoon ginger

  • 1/2 teaspoon cloves

  • 10 cups cubed day-old bread of your choice (about 10 to 12 slices of sandwich bread, depending on the thickness of slices)

  • 3/4 cup semisweet chocolate chips (Guittard and Ghirardelli are among those that are nondairy)

  • 2 tablespoons brown sugar

  • Powdered sugar for dusting (optional)

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Grease 14 4-ounce ramekins (single-serving ceramic dishes) or a 9-by-13-by-2-inch baking dish.

2. In a blender, process coconut milk, pumpkin, brown sugar, salt and spices until smooth. In a large bowl, toss the bread cubes with the pumpkin mixture and chocolate chips until each bread cube is coated.

3. If using ramekins: Evenly sprinkle about 1/2 teaspoon brown sugar into the bottom of each greased ramekin. Fill each ramekin to the top with the mixture and lightly press it down with the back of a spoon. If using a 9-by-13 baking dish: Fill the baking dish with the mixture and lightly press it down with the back of a spoon. Evenly sprinkle about 2 tablespoons brown sugar over the top of the bread pudding. The brown sugar will help the pudding to caramelize on the edges. (Steps 1 through 3 can be done up to three days in advance; store covered in the refrigerator.)

4. Bake for 25 to 30 minutes, until top is lightly browned. If using ramekins: Let the pudding cool a few minutes, then carve around the edges with a knife to loosen and unmold. Garnish with powdered sugar if desired and serve warm. If using a 9-by-13 baking dish: Let the pudding cool a few minutes before serving. Cut into portions, then garnish with powdered sugar if desired and serve warm. The pudding can be baked right before serving or earlier that day and then reheated for 8 to 10 more minutes right before serving.

Yield: Serves 14. Recipe reprinted with permission from the Chloe’s Kitchen cookbook.

Pumpkin Tiramisù

For another variation on the traditional Thanksgiving pumpkin dessert, Coscarelli suggests a pumpkin version of the Italian classic.

For the Pumpkin Crème:

  • 1/3 cup cornstarch or arrowroot

  • 1/4 cup water

  • 3/4 cup canned coconut milk, mixed well before measuring

  • 1 (15-ounce) can pumpkin purée

  • 3/4 cup maple syrup

  • 2 teaspoons pumpkin pie spice

  • 1/2 teaspoon salt

For the Vanilla Cake:

  • 3 cups all-purpose flour (or gluten-free all-purpose flour plus 1 1/2 teaspoons xanthan gum)

  • 2 cups sugar

  • 2 teaspoons baking soda

  • 1 teaspoon salt

  • 1 3/4 cups soy, almond or rice milk

  • 1 cup canola oil

  • 1/4 cup white or apple cider vinegar

  • 1 tablespoon pure vanilla or almond extract

For the espresso soak:

  • 1/2 cup amaretto

  • 1/4 cup water

  • 3 tablespoons instant espresso

For assembly:

12 ounces semisweet chocolate chips (dairy-free), ground in a food processor or finely chopped

1. To make the Pumpkin Crème: In a small bowl, thoroughly mix cornstarch and water with a whisk or fork and set aside.

2. In a medium saucepan, whisk together coconut milk, pumpkin purée, maple syrup, pumpkin pie spice and salt, and heat over medium heat until it just begins to boil, about 5 minutes. Slowly drizzle cornstarch mixture into the saucepan, whisking continuously. Cook until the mixture becomes very thick, about 5 minutes, whisking frequently. Pour the crème into a bowl and let cool about 15 minutes. Cover the bowl with plastic wrap so that the plastic wrap is touching the top of the crème. Refrigerate for a few hours or overnight.

3. To make the Vanilla Cake: Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Lightly grease three 8- or 9-inch round cake pans or one 9-by-13-inch pan and line the bottoms with parchment paper.

4. In a large bowl, whisk together flour, sugar, baking soda and salt. In a separate bowl, whisk together nondairy milk, oil, vinegar and vanilla. Pour the wet mixture into the dry mixture and whisk until just combined. Do not overmix.

5. Fill each prepared cake pan evenly with batter. Bake for 18 to 20 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted in the center of the cake comes out mostly clean, with a few crumbs clinging to it. Rotate the cakes halfway through the baking time. Cool the cakes completely before assembly.

6. To make the Espresso Soak: In a small bowl, whisk amaretto, water and espresso until espresso dissolves.

7. To assemble: In a large bowl or trifle dish, place one layer of cake (trim to fit) at the bottom and drizzle it with the Espresso Soak. Spread a layer of Pumpkin Crème on top and generously sprinkle with ground chocolate. Repeat this process for 2 more layers until all components are used up. You could also cut the cake into mini rounds for individual servings in mini trifle dishes or ramekins.

Yield: 1 (8-inch) trifle or 6 to 8 mini-trifles. Recipe reprinted with permission from the Chloe’s Kitchen cookbook.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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