Evolution? Not In Our Government!

Let's say you're a low income college student and you decide to apply to the federal government for a grant. But, if you major in evolutionary biology, you're fresh out of luck. It's not one of the majors listed by the Department of Education. And it's a long list, with some ridiculous majors on there. So, according to the government, the study of evolution doesn't exist They claim it's a mistake, but they also don't believe in evolution, so that's sort of hard to swallow.