‘They’re trying to eat breakfast!’
If you find yourself formulating sex-toy conspiracies, it might be best to keep them to yourself, and definitely don’t share them on a live TV news broadcast. This week, one newscaster learned this the hard way. Instead of keeping his dildo-related theories in his head where they belong, he decided to reveal them after a segment on the success of Amazon. His co-host handled his antics fairly gracefully, but even she couldn’t stop him from planting his foot firmly in his mouth.