Bad Astronaut

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This star-crossed tale of confrontation, diapers, pepper spray, and space love just gets weirder and weirder. In an effort to better illuminate the situation, we snagged NASA's official biography page for both Lisa Nowak and Bill Ofelein--thanks CNN! We'd like to assure you that we won't get too wrapped up in this matter (remember the spy thing), but we're not making any promises.