Are you team cov-fee-fee or cov-fay-fay?
Covfefe is everything.
Early this morning, Trump gave Americans the greatest gift to date: covfefe. With one nonsensical tweet—“Despite the constant negative press covfefe”—Trump was able to unite Americans from all walks of life in a moment of “Wait, what?” Twitter, typically reserved for Odyssean-level feuds, turned into a virtual block party last night, bringing everyone together in riffs, memes, puns, and rapid-fire GIFs.
It’s been hours now, and honestly, I’m still riding that covfefe high.
Of course, plenty of theories abounded last night in an attempt to explain what Trump could possibly mean by “covfefe.” Senator Al Franken had his own speculation, jokingly telling CNN that “Covfefe is a Yiddish term for ‘I’ve gotta go to bed now,’” adding, “I think this is the least disturbing thing in the Trump administration.”
The amount of comedy this strange new word has produced is endless, but here are our 13 current favorite attempts by the internet to humorously explain covfefe.
The beginning of a new product line
The scent of incompetence, corruption, and nepotism all in one. #covfefe https://t.co/jVpPNRhVWb— tzantali (@tzantali)1496232832.0
A satanic revelation
And as #Covfefe is revealed, saith the prophecy, the Lords of a New Era riseth to undo the Rule of the Fool. https://t.co/1iTUtwdf4H— Lucien Greaves (@Lucien Greaves)1496208735.0
The orb has spoken
It’s part of all of us
If u think you're above covfefe you're part of the probfefe— Kate Berlant (@Kate Berlant)1496205656.0
Russian for “I resign”
@realDonaldTrump This is #covfefe translated from Russian. https://t.co/1Im7ZzLO0Y— Kristina Wong ❄️ (@Kristina Wong ❄️)1496207391.0
A presidential conspiracy
A secret code
TRUMP: What happens if they uncover the plot & want to arrest me. PUTIN: We'll pull you out. Just tweet out the code word "covfefe"— Jeet Heer (@Jeet Heer)1496206881.0
A natural bodily function (I couldn’t resist, you guys)
but srsly u guys just try doing downward dog without letting a #covfefe slip— kate (@kate)1496206204.0
Just that little something extra
"And just before you serve it, you hit it with a dash of #Covfefe" https://t.co/fm9CAF4Iyz— Charles M. Blow (@Charles M. Blow)1496206294.0
A bumpin’ new club
Your phone trying to tell you something
my phone keeps autocorrecting #covfefe to "pls impeach me" 🤔🤔— hotboxing my casket (@hotboxing my casket)1496237728.0
Then there’s this guy who doesn’t care what it means, he’s just got to have it.
My dad just bought the CA license plate "COVFEFE." #covfefe https://t.co/WT5bXDTRN3— Talya Cooper (@Talya Cooper)1496206933.0
Of course, you could always go the logical route, but knowing Trump, logic had nothing to do with this.
This is so good that I had to continue the tweet storm on this: Urban Dictionary brilliant definition of: #Covfefe https://t.co/VvnjR1j5mJ— Karine Jean-Pierre (@Karine Jean-Pierre)1496243560.0