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Beware The Penis Sorcerers

And you think things are bad here. In Congo, people are getting lynched in the capital. And for what? For magically shrinking men's penises. Yup....




And you think things are bad here. In Congo, people are getting lynched in the capital. And for what? For magically shrinking men's penises. Yup. Men with gold rings in communal taxis will shrink your penis and not think twice, and the best solution appears to lynch those men before they can get to your penis. We'd avoid Kinshasa for the time being if you either like your penis the size it is, or are a sorcerer who gleefully minimizes penises but who can't cast any sort of anti-lynching spell.

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