NYC Schools Will Get Muslim Holidays Off in De Blasio’s New York

The mayor of New York City is a Muslim-loving commie.

Is New York City mayor Bill de Blasio a secret Muslim? Probably not. But let's speculate anyway. Image via Wikimedia Commons.

Bill de Blasio, mayor of New York City and noted communist sympathizer, announced a new policy that would close New York City schools for two days this year in observance of the Muslim holidays Eid Al Adha and Eid Al Fitr, heralding the arrival of Sharia Law in America. The truth is it was already over for you when you let the halal carts take over town.

“This is about respect for one of the great faiths of this Earth,” said de Blasio. Prior to this decision, “either the child went and pursued his education and missed his religious observance or the other way around. That is the kind of choice that was wrong to have to make for these families.”

The holiday dates will be determined by the lunar calendar, by which Muslims, and now all New Yorkers and soon the rest of the United States, abide. New York City is home to more than 600,000 Muslims and 175 mosques, but these numbers, obviously, will go up if de Blasio comtinues to have his way. This is what happens when you don’t ask for the birth certificate. I hope New Yorkers like hummus!