Well, that’s a wrap: within five years, Facebook “will be probably all video,” confessed Nicola Mendelsohn, the media giant’s head of operations for Europe, the Mideast, and Africa, at a recent London conference. Her shocking statement (but was it really?) has made it even more fashionable to cast the future of communication in increasingly visual terms, from GIFs to VR.


Forget the alleged obsolescence of books; in a couple years, we’re being led to believe, all the internet’s hot takes and think pieces will belong to a dead medium. Yes, even in the prosaic world of static two-dimensional images, we seem to have turned against text with a vengeance. Bright young editors of online webmagazines are expected to be fluent in emoji, the ubiquitous pictograms that can help four characters to suffice where once only three typo-laden paragraphs could describe how bemused you were when the sex turned out to be awesome despite what you saw when his pants came off.*

But that example speaks volumes. Emoji are great for condensing and compounding familiar stories and experiences. That’s why it sort of works in a rewarding parlor-trick way to translate Shakespeare or the Bible into emoji. For all its creative deployment options, image-based language is ultimately pretty parasitic on stories and shared cultural storehouses contained in texts. That’s still where our civilization starts for its sense of what’s meaningful and what matters.

Not only is text a communicative tool with unique features and abilities. It also uniquely fosters a richness of poetic and critical experience that’s unavailable through other media—because texts are uniquely well suited to the practice of interpretation. The more sophisticated the writing, the more sophisticated the interpretation, creating what’s known as a “hermeneutic circle” of interpreters linked over generations, people from potentially any walk of life who draw from—but ultimately transcend—their particular circumstances.

This is how we get things like philosophy, not to mention fully-developed forms of science, history, and related disciplines. “The Egyptians created a magnificent but static culture,” as the Guardian’s art critic has noted. “They invented a superb artistic style and powerful mythology—then stuck with these for millennia. Hieroglyphs enabled them to write spells but not to develop a more flexible, questioning literary culture: they left that to the Greeks.” But just as important is the literary culture of the Jews. Neither art nor religion will die off if the written word fades away, but both will become thinner and poorer sources of interpretation.

The good news is we hardly have to sacrifice one form of language for another. And with so many to choose from, we might even get back to the most venerable form of “smart” communication: sitting down face to face with others and sharing who and how we are.

* For those keeping score at home, that’s eggplant, surprised face, fire, chin stroking face.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Photo credit: CanvaDogs have impressive observational powers.

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

  • Throughout history, women have stood up and fought to break down barriers imposed on them from stereotypes and societal expectations. The trailblazers in these photos made history and redefined what a woman could be. In doing so, they paved the way for future generations to stand up and continue to fight for equality.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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