John Hodgman doesn’t want you to believe everything you read.

Interviewing humorist and ersatz know-it-all John Hodgman can be intimidating. After all, he’s the “resident expert” on The Daily Show and author of the faux almanac The Areas of My Expertise. Not to worry, he politely assures: “I’m not going to humiliate you with my incredibly large brain.”Like daintily placing the most erroneous Wikipedia entries into china teacups, Hodgman’s absurdist TV punditry has gained a following since he made his debut last January. According to Hodgman, global warming may unleash mobs of thawed-out cavemen, Alan Greenspan freebased with Ayn Rand, and email will soon be replaced by messages sent through a series of underground pneumatic tubes. It will be called “pneumail.” With his impeccable grammar, Oxford tweediness, and martini-dry delivery, he sounds damn near convincing.But satire, paradoxically, is serious business: Hodgman insists there’s nothing lighthearted behind the show. “The issues of today tend to make me seethe or weep,” he explains. “The Daily Show has been a relief in some ways, as often the humor there derives from simply telling the un-lacquered truth, which, sadly, is far more taboo than even the dirtiest joke. There is nothing lighthearted in the show-if anything, it’s one of the most serious and sometimes heaviest hearted shows I’ve encountered….Jon Stewart isn’t a comedian-he’s a straight man. America is the clown.”

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Telling the un-lacquered truth…is far more taboo than even the dirtiest joke.

Hodgman, 35, is widely known for his role in Apple’s “I’m a Mac, I’m a PC” commercials which began airing last May; he plays the staid, bumbling PC next to the hipster Mac. Asked if he secretly wants to kick the Mac’s ass: “My character is the embodiment of a computer,” he intones. “It does not have legs with which to kick.”A native of Brookline, Massachusetts, Hodgman carried a briefcase to high school and grew up idolizing David Letterman, actor Chris Elliot, and literary bon vivant George Plimpton. “My dream was to be the weird, marginally crazy guy invited to be on Letterman from time to time,” he says.After graduating from Yale and working as a literary agent in New York, he cut his comedic teeth on a McSweeney’s column called “Ask a Former Professional Literary Agent.” Since 2001, Hodgman has also earned cult status with his “Little Gray Book” lecture series in Brooklyn, which has featured the smashing of guitars, a giant Ouija board, and a man dressed as a seagull.A stint as Jon Stewart’s “resident expert” certainly looks good on a resume, but dispensing falsehoods for a living can have its drawbacks: “It’s like the boy who cried wolf,” Hodgman says. “Right now, as we speak, I’m being attacked by a wolf, but I doubt you’re going to believe me.”HOBOES In The Areas of My Expertise, Hodgman lists 700 hobo names including Chisolm Chesthair and Todd Four-Flush. See them all at ehobo.comLEARN MORE areasofmyexpertise.com

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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