Last month, Cynthia Barnett, an unostentatious workhorse of an environmental journalist with an incredible track record for nailing issues of water security, released a new book that’s a bit of a departure from her previous works. Entitled Rain: A Natural and Cultural History, the tome is a curious exploration, not just of the science of rain, but what it means to us as a species on an emotive and anthropological level. A meditative and engrossing work of ranging non-fiction, peppered with fascinating anecdotes and solid insights, one of the most interesting sections of the book is on the little-known phenomenon of weather manipulation. Throughout history, people have sought to control their environment, and attempts to change the weather have come along with many of our breakthroughs in science and technology. And while the pursuit can claim a couple of partial successes, weather alteration is mostly characterized by a string of crazy failures and dangerous, unworkable ideas.


When we talk about weather manipulation, most of us probably think about the increasingly accepted concept that man-made climate change is distorting existing weather patterns. Scientists point to increasing incidence of unusual or catastrophic weather patterns they say are produced by an opaque-yet-profound daisy chain of environmental tweaks and triggers. But that’s not the sort of thing Barnett talks about. She refers to focused projects actually intended to trigger (in the case of her book) rain, like a 19th century scheme to plant entire forests in the Midwest just to burn them down—it was theorized that rain droplets would condense around the smoke particles and help bring some moisture to fragile farmland.

In a historical context, cockamamie plans like this sound like the product of frenzied minds, high on the early utopian promises of unabashedly anthropocentric science. Jump forward just over a century, and the notion of weather modification sounds like either an antiquated remnant of that era or the stuff of conspiracy theorists convinced of the government’s sinister scientific powers. Though there are some legitimate scientific attempts to affect the weather, today there are also tons of crazy and overblown ideas out there about how Americans can not only make it pour, but even conjure hurricanes from scratch to screw over our enemies and ensure our dominance.

Yet as crazy as weather modification sounds, we know that it does happen. Cloud seeding, a practice that is supposed to force the formation of raindrops via the dispersion of chemicals like silver iodide, dry ice, or liquid propane into the air has been publicly researched since the 1950s. And from 1967 to 1972, it was actively used by the US military as a weapon in an attempt to elongate Vietnam’s monsoon season (and possibly to try to rain out Cuban sugar harvests too). Despite loss of faith in the technology’s effectiveness in America in the 1970s, and international bans on the weaponization of weather, cloud seeding is still used by many nations—and even a few water-desperate US states—as an agricultural aid of last resort.

Chief amongst cloud seeding nations is China. Since adopting the technology from Russia in 1958, China has created an entire state office devoted to Weather Modification. The department employs over 30,000 people, spends millions every year, and claims to create tens of billions of tons of artificial rain per year to help water the arid north. Although there’s no great evidence that cloud seeding actually works (weather systems are complex, so it’s near-impossible to prove that rain following a cloud seeding rocket launch was caused by the chemical dispersal and wouldn’t have happened naturally), the very public persistence of cloud seeding speaks to the things humans are willing to try when confronted with nature’s refusal to fit our best laid plans for civilization.

And cloud seeding is one of the most legitimate stabs at controlling the weather—since WWII, people have thrown some truly insane theories out there. Idle speculations about zapping lasers into cyclones and sapping lighting from the sky are a dime a dozen. But as climate change sets humanity into even greater confrontation with a wrathfully responsive nature and its increasingly volatile and deadly weather patterns, we’re likely to see ideas like these become more prevalent in popular discourse. Most of these schemes fall into a few categories:

Hurricane Busting

Of all the weather modification plans put forward, the vast majority seem to involve an impulse to stop hurricanes in their tracks before they can slam into coastlines, doing great damage. And as hurricanes become more common with the warming of the seas, these plans will only get more elaborate—which is really saying something. Back in the 1940s, when we first started talking about manipulating hurricanes, we just talked about seeding clouds in the eyes of these storms, thereby keeping the sun from warming waters, robbing the hurricanes of energy, and dispersing some of their rains over the ocean. But from there, we’ve floated ideas such as pouring oil over the water to prevent vapor from being sucked up into the storms, throwing powders into the air to solidify moisture as a gel, or flying F-4 jets at supersonic speeds in concentric circles around the eye of the storm to disrupt its convection currents. At the far end of the spectrum, almost every year someone proposes dropping a nuclear weapon into a storm to obliterate it—a theory the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has had to address directly, pointing out that not even this would have enough energy to stop a hurricane. And like all of the other hurricane busting projects out there, a nuke would be an extremely costly solution, not to mention one that would devastate the environment far more than it would save any coastline.

Tornado Taming

While hurricanes may be too massive to contain, many still think we have a chance to stop tornadoes from ripping through our towns. Given that tornadoes are fragile creations of cold downdrafts and warm updrafts, some suspect that it’d be easy to throw a wrench in their works by heating up entire regional cold fronts using microwave rays aimed at wide swathes of earth from solar power-collecting satellite arrays. Yet the price of such a system would be literally astronomical, far outpacing the costs of most tornado damage. Then there are the environmental issues and great unknowns involved in zapping the Earth with heat radiation in concentrated blasts.

Rejecting Heat

If warming the Earth is a troublesome prospect, then maybe we can somehow prevent the heating that makes hurricanes more common and contributes to our increasingly temperamental weather systems. It’s been theorized that this can be done by reflecting sunlight to keep the rays from heating us up, either by creating massive clouds via cloud seeding or (in a more permanent solution) installing a massive band of mirrors above the Earth. Governments have actually explored both options, but cost effectiveness and possible unintended consequences of reflecting or diffracting sunlight have kept such fantasy brainchildren out of the skies for the time being. Another theory suggests that we can keep the Earth cooler by mimicking the earth-cooling particle dispersion of volcanoes. This sounds a little like cloud seeding, but it’s different and far more dire. Whereas cloud seeding is local and temporary, these artificial volcanic effects would cool the earth in its entirety, and come with a massive diffusion of chemicals—a literally explosive, insane concept. See also: geoengineering, albedo modification.

Conquering Bleakness

If we can’t reflect the sun away from us, then maybe on a localized level we can focus it to heat or brighten up the coldest of human settlements. Although there have been a few tests of mirrors in space, shining down sunlight onto northern cities in the dead of winter, more recently a small town in Norway created a mirror array on the ground to warm up a village stuck in a grim, frigid valley. The idea of just slightly heating up an individual town is probably the most modest of these weather modification concepts, and one of the only such technologies to be reliably deployed and actually function in the world right now.

To date, few of these costly, technologically iffy, and potentially environmentally destructive projects have even come off the drawing board. But some experts fear that the effects of climate change on dry countries could push them to explore weather modification more seriously. After all, compared to emissions reduction, green technologies, or shifting one’s economy, weather modification is actually unilaterally achievable and kind of cheap—it has found support from luminaries like ex-Microsoft innovator Nathan Myhrvold. As countries begin to tinker with quick-fix solutions, though, they risk not only changing their own weather, but that of their neighbors, creating domino effects of contamination that could further destabilize the environment.

“If climate change turns ugly, then many counties will start looking at desperate measures,” Stanford University Professor David Victor told The Guardian during its 2009 coverage of China’s cloud seeding program. “Logic points to a big risk of unilateral geoengineering [i.e. weather modification]. [But] unlike controlling emissions, which requires collective actions, most highly capable nations could deploy geoengineering systems on their own.”

Desperation, it seems, runs the risk of restoring the kind of hubristic, overeager solutions that Barnett talks about in her history of whole-forest-burning rain creation. But whereas the quick fix seekers of the 19th century just had trees and fire, we have nukes. And that’s just a recipe for even more insane, amusing, and terrifying geoengineering innovations in the future. On the bright side, if we actually master the weather, or even destroy the Earth trying, just think of all the wild, riveting programming we’ll get from the Weather Channel.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

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    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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