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But What Era Jacko Will The Robot Resemble?

So...this happens:An email from our lovely and talented web video director takes us here, at which point it comes to our attention that the socially expatriated child-rearing chameleon and erstwhile King of Pop, Michael Jackson, intends to build a fifty-foot-tall robot (in his image) that will patrol..




So...this happens:

An email from our lovely and talented web video director takes us here, at which point it comes to our attention that the socially expatriated child-rearing chameleon and erstwhile King of Pop, Michael Jackson, intends to build a fifty-foot-tall robot (in his image) that will patrol the desert outside Las Vegas. Now, we know what you're thinking: Will the Jackobot have LASERS that shoot out of its eyes? Yes it will.


The robot, if ever built, would help promote his comeback (Mr. Jackson has apparently been keeping out of the spotlight on account of some legal trouble a few years ago). Anyway, best of luck to him.

Thanks Lindsay! That is, unless this is a hoax, in which case,
Well played, Internet!










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