The Nipyata is a Piñata Filled with Alcohol

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A child’s birthday party is never complete without a piñata. Although kids are frequently crushed during the mad dash to grab the candy spilling out of the bludgeoned donkey’s innards, it’s still the greatest kids party game around. Why play pin the tail on the donkey when you can play beat the donkey with a stick, right? Now, thanks to the people at Nipyata, adults can enjoy the frenzied fun of piñatas, too.

The Nipyata looks just like a traditional piñata, but it’s filled with tiny, plastic bottles of booze. This isn’t classy booze, either. Nipyatas are filled with tried-and-true party starters such as Fireball, tequila, Schnapps, and Jagermeister, and, according to the product descriptions on the company’s website, “special forces to ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!” And because man cannot live on booze along, Nipyata rounds out the major food groups with Skittles, Starbursts, and lollipops.