Greetings from Brooklyn, where tomorrow it will be a scorching 67 degrees. Global warming? I don't care. If you want to spend the day debating glacial retreat, go for it. I'll be in shorts lying in the park. And please, don't disturb me. I take the subway. My apartment is tiny and doesn't use much electricity. I saw An Inconvenient Truth. Beyond crying in a dark room, I don't know what else to do. So just let me enjoy a warm day without the guilt trip for Christ's sake. I promise, I'll go back to problem solving on Sunday.