If You Still Can't Decide...

...then rally behind The New Republic's Democratic hybrid: a Barack/Hillary morph-job that (with exception to the No Country For Old Men serial-killer pageboy cut) looks like a perfectly voteworthy candidate.

Drawing readers to the story, "Slouching Toward Denver: The Democratic death march," the cover image teases our "what if?" fantasy, only to wrench us back to the dead-heat draw with the subtle reminder that "we have to choose one."

Via The New Republic