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Democrats, playing against type, made a smart decision and decided to hold their 2008 convention in Denver instead of New York. Though it will drain them of their power to be away from their homosexual center for so long (oh wait, maybe that's Massachusetts), the D's will benefit from pretending to show the rest of the country that they care about issues that affect people other than rich folks on the upper east side who want to legalize drugs and let all the bad men out of jail.

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