Take Us To Your Illuminator

No matter how many times your friends visit your parents' basement, they simply won't tire of seeing this handsome little brother from another mothership. Lasse Klein's Abduction Lamp is the type of thing that takes you from first level druid to dungeon master with one flip of the switch. Seriously, what piece of furniture could better compliment your white-courier on black cotton "we are not alone" shirt? We're ordering one as soon as it's available.

Via Neatorama.