The Moral Of The Story Is...
...Jezebel writer Megan Carpentier had a far better summer job than any of us. Her cautionary tale of unintentional harassment is, well, cautionarily telling. Also, a lot more men say they've been subject to workplace sexual harassment by women than you might expect. What would Sam Zell say?
UPDATE (and answer to above question): He'd say it's time to fire as many people as possible. We really should have seen that coming.