Don’t have time to read David Foster Wallace’s 1,000-page Infinite Jest? Here’s a list of worthwhile summer reading you can finish.

In her wonderful Los Angeles Times books blog Jacket Copy, Carolyn Kellogg has created a zany list of 61 essential post-modern reads.The list is annotated, and Kellogg ingeniously marries postmodernism with fun symbols. If a book “blurs reality and fiction” it gets a wavy squiggle. If it “plays with language” it gets a sideways “a”. If it “includes historical falsehoods” it gets an old-timey arm pointing backwards.The list includes some proto-post-modern titles, like Hamlet, Tristram Shandy and Vladimir Nabokov’s Pale Fire, as well as some of very recent vintage, such as Colson Whitehead’s John Henry Days and Tom McCarthy’s Remainder. So you may have checked off some titles on your way through school, and might check off others in your book club next year.But what if you want to slash more titles off your life list during the last half of this drowsy summer? What if you need something other than beer and yoga to get through unemployed days, but large complicated fictional worlds seem too, well, hard? Or perhaps you really did meant to join in the popular Infinite Summer reading group, which helps “endurance bibliophiles from around the world” join together to read David Foster Wallace’s 1,000-page Infinite Jest?All you need do is run your eyes down Kellogg’s list to find her handiest symbols: THIN and FAT. Save Roberto Bolano’s FAT 2666 for next year, and read instead Nicholson Baker’s THIN 144-page The Mezzanine (which “disprupts/plays with form” and “comments on its own bookishness”). Kafka’s Metamorphosis (a “postmodern progenitor” which also “disrupts/plays with form,” and “plays with language”) is another postmodern quickie.And what about those of us who desire simply to knock out a few titles before Labor Day, because, well, we thought we would have read more by mid-July… and maybe that po-mo part is not so central? I am here to help, with a few great THIN titles published in the past year. Read all four, let me know what you thought, and I’ll send you a free copy of Vikram Seth’s 1,488 page A Suitable Boy.FOUR THIN BOOKS FOR AUGUST 2009Colm Tóibín, Brooklyn. Usually, immigrant tales written by masterful prose stylists tend to digress, becoming too fat to put in your beach bag. Tóibín’s Brooklyn reduces this genre into a shortish, sweet tale of an Irish girl’s journey across the ocean to New York. (272 pages)Elizabeth Strout, Olive Kitteridge. Strout picked up the Pulitzer prize and pretty much ran the awards of 2008 for this collection of linked short stories about a middle-school math teacher in rural Maine. The writing lifts the book above the sedate-sounding plot. (304 pages)Aleksander Hemon’s Love and Other Obstacles. Another book of linked short stories by the charming, MacArthur-winning-smart Hemon (National Book Award Finalist for 2008’s The Lazarus Project). Hemon, who is Yugoslavian and accidently immigrated to the United States when the war broke out, writes about communism, Balkanization, and adolescence in these stories. (224 pages)Brenda Shaughnessy’s Human Dark With Sugar. How about some poetry? Poems offer an excellent words per book ratio. National Book Critic’s Ciricle nominee Shaugnessy is quirky and brilliant (do we smell a bit of po-mo cred here, too?) and, as the magazine Exquisite Corpse perfectly put it: “writes like the love-child of Mina Loy and Frank O’Hara.” “Three Summers Mark Only Two Years” contains lines like this: “aren’t they long and dayful/with traintrips to the sea edge/and free legs?” to keep you enamored and thoughtful. (96 Pages)

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

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    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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