The nomination of Timothy Geithner, former head of the New York Federal Reserve, seems to be teetering slightly on the news that he messed up his tax returns for a few years, though he has since repaid his back taxes, with interest. The question is: Why does no one think when the head of the New York Fed can’t complete his taxes, that taxes are too difficult to do, not that he was too dumb to do his taxes correctly?Let me get this straight. When working at the IMF, Geithner’s employer did not pay payroll tax, but gave him an allowance to pay it himself, which he then failed to do. The argument is that, as an economist and general smart guy, he must have either intentionally fudged his taxes, or, if he didn’t intentionally fudge them, then he is just not a smart guy. But the truth is that I-while certainly not nearly as capable as Geither, but a relatively competent person-find my taxes to be incredibly complicated, and I have one source of income and no dependents. I still have to pay TurboTax some ungodly fee to do it for me, and it’s still almost certainly wrong*, and I just pray I never get nominated for a Cabinet position because the interest on my messed up taxes will be crazy by then. If I worked for some complicated multinational organization with obscure payment procedures, it would be exponentially worse.


This isn’t an argument for a flat tax or anything that crazy, it’s just that our tax forms need to be drastically simplified, and the IRS needs to offer an online service for free that does the same thing as TurboTax or other tax preparation software. Can you imagine what the meetings with the H&R Block lobbyists must be like: “Hello Senator on whatever committee oversees the IRS. We need you guys to keep these forms as analog and as complicated as possible, or we’ll all be out of a job.” To me, if Geithner can’t do it, there is no reason to assume I should be able to, and there must be a better solution.*Note to IRS agents reading this post: “Almost certainly wrong” is hyperbole, which I am using as a literary device in order to make my point stronger. I am sure that my returns are totally above board. Please do not look at them too carefully, as you already seem to have decided they were fine. Just go about your business.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Photo credit: CanvaDogs have impressive observational powers.

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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