The coal industry’s PR machine has created a meaningless moniker that won’t die.

It’s been a rough couple of months for shills of the vague, fantastical, and make-believe promise of clean coal. First, Brian Williams called the phrase an “oxymoron” and the concept “wishful thinking” in a lead-in to an NBC report. Soon thereafter, the American Coalition for Clean Coal Energy (ACCCE, the industry’s front group) yanked a ridiculous “clean coal carolers” PR stunt off their website after a brief, three-day run and much, much ridicule. Then, just before Christmas, about a billion gallons of coal ash sludge broke through an earthen dike at a Tennessee Valley Authority power plant in central Tennessee, flooding downstream communities with a heavy metal-laden spill more than 40 times larger than the Exxon Valdez catastrophe, leading to a flurry of headlines mocking the “clean coal” moniker.But this is a phrase that won’t die easily. As I type, the increasingly desperate players in the Big Coal industry are sharpening their PR swords and preparing new rhetorical attacks, determined to confuse the American public by confounding the American media. Indeed, in the past year alone, ACCCE has spent nearly $40 millionrounding up a “Blogger Brigade” to sway the online debate. (Indeed there’s a good chance that by the time you read this, “David with ACCCE”-or some other snake oil salesman-will have already left a comment below.)


What’s inarguable is how well they’ve plugged the phrase into the public consciousness. More than any other energy or environmental question that lands in my inbox or pops up in an IM or conversation is some variation on: “So…is ‘clean coal’ for real?” To understand how it’s not, in fact, for real, one has to first pin down the obscure, elusive definition being offered. Over at Grist last month, Dave Roberts boiled down the scam: “They leave the definition of ‘clean coal’ deliberately ambiguous. As ACCCE spokesman Joe Lucas said on NPR the other day, ‘clean coal’ is an evolutionary term.” By “evolutionary,” of course, he means, “whatever we need it to mean at the moment.” If one meaning is attacked, they subtly shift to another meaning.Though ACCCE doesn’t provide any single, stable definition, “clean coal” is usually claimed to be either “climate clean,” as a result of Carbon Capture and Storage (CCS) processes, or “air clean,” which Roberts describes as “the notion that coal plants have reduced their emissions of traditional air pollutants like particulates and mercury (as opposed to greenhouse gases).”It becomes a game of rhetorical bait-and-switch. Point out that there are exactly zero commercial power plants in the U.S. that sequester any carbon emissions, and “clean coal” advocates talk about how they’ve reduced “emissions” (though not greenhouse gasses). Mention that coal-burning power plants are still the country’s largest source of acid-rain-causing sulfur dioxide pollution and airborne emissions of birth-defect- and brain-damage-causing mercury pollution-or that they’re responsible for roughly 24,000 deaths every year in the United States-and ACCCE will tell you that they’re a mere ten years away from perfecting the art of carbon capture.And that’s not to even speak of the devastation wrought from mountaintop removal mining or the toxic waste left over after coal is burned. (Ask the residents of Harriman, Tennessee how clean coal is.)The cynical, aggressively deceptive ploy of (ashy) smoke and mirrors relies on a gullible media and a public short on attention. There is no aspect of coal energy that is, by any meaningful definition, clean. But there’s a whole lot of money being spent to trick you into thinking otherwise.(Images: A 40-acre ash pond near Harriman, Tennessee, created by the TVA spill, photographed on December 22, 2008; From Flickr user Mushy’s Captures. Image of the Clean Coal Carolers from itsgettinghotinhere.org.)

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Photo credit: CanvaDogs have impressive observational powers.

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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