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The 21 best jokes from last night’s Democratic debate.
We watched it so you don’t have to.
06.27.19
Night one of the first Democratic debate brought as barbs in both English and Spanish, but the real roast was on Twitter.
Here are the ones you need to see. Hopefully you don't run into any technical difficulties—unlike MSNBC.
<p style="margin-left:auto;"></p><div class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="K114DC1564674000" id="19a1b"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-partner="rebelmouse" data-twitter-tweet-id="1144056173663940608"><div style="margin:1em 0">how close do you think Beto came to attending Fyre Festival</div> — Dave Itzkoff (@Dave Itzkoff)<a href="https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/statuses/1144056173663940608">1561599221.0</a></blockquote></div><p></p><p style="margin-left:auto;"></p><div class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="31DUX21564674000" id="77871"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-partner="rebelmouse" data-twitter-tweet-id="1144052468831215617"><div style="margin:1em 0">Elizabeth “you better fucking believe I’ll answer the question you asked” Warren</div> — itsonlyzach (@itsonlyzach)<a href="https://twitter.com/itsonlyzach/statuses/1144052468831215617">1561598338.0</a></blockquote></div><p></p><p style="margin-left:auto;"></p><div class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="0PMHG51564674000" id="2f140"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-partner="rebelmouse" data-twitter-tweet-id="1144053014606430208"><div style="margin:1em 0">DEBATE COACH: What if you said—
WARREN: If I tell the truth I won’t have to remember anything.
DEBATE COACH: Cool. Cool. Cool.
#demdebate</div> — Natasha Rothwell (@Natasha Rothwell)<a href="https://twitter.com/natasharothwell/statuses/1144053014606430208">1561598468.0</a></blockquote></div><p></p><p style="margin-left:auto;"></p><div class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="GAYO3B1564674000" id="2c332"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-partner="rebelmouse" data-twitter-tweet-id="1144059608585134080"><div style="margin:1em 0">Savannah Guthrie: Senator Klobuchar, let's talk about what Castro just proposed
*Klobuchar inner monologue "...wha… https://t.co/l33KDZEcm0</div> — maura quint (@maura quint)<a href="https://twitter.com/behindyourback/statuses/1144059608585134080">1561600040.0</a></blockquote></div><p></p><p style="margin-left:auto;"></p><div class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="2S4J9G1564674001" id="c4c2b"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-partner="rebelmouse" data-twitter-tweet-id="1144057695709880321"><div style="margin:1em 0">When you forgot to study for the Spanish test https://t.co/vjoiCfujr5</div> — Eric Schmidt (@Eric Schmidt)<a href="https://twitter.com/TalkingSchmidt/statuses/1144057695709880321">1561599584.0</a></blockquote></div><p></p><p style="margin-left:auto;"></p><div class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="XZOFWX1564674001" id="e9b21"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-partner="rebelmouse" data-twitter-tweet-id="1144061257630330880"><div style="margin:1em 0">same energy https://t.co/StI1rbA2F8</div> — Anthony Smith (@Anthony Smith)<a href="https://twitter.com/AnthonyBLSmith/statuses/1144061257630330880">1561600434.0</a></blockquote></div><p></p><p style="margin-left:auto;"></p><div class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="DOX5YG1564674001" id="fadc5"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-partner="rebelmouse" data-twitter-tweet-id="1144061916547047424"><div style="margin:1em 0">Ojo lateral. #DemDebate https://t.co/HxEriGD4Be</div> — Ben Greenman (@Ben Greenman)<a href="https://twitter.com/bengreenman/statuses/1144061916547047424">1561600591.0</a></blockquote></div><p></p><p style="margin-left:auto;"></p><div class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="DPO3TM1564674001" id="60501"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-partner="rebelmouse" data-twitter-tweet-id="1144055341019271169"><div style="margin:1em 0">John Delaney has Big That Guy From Airplane Energy. #demdebate https://t.co/g54aPrgjVr</div> — Joe Berkowitz (@Joe Berkowitz)<a href="https://twitter.com/JoeBerkowitz/statuses/1144055341019271169">1561599023.0</a></blockquote></div><p></p><p style="margin-left:auto;"></p><div class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="J9RW2T1564674001" id="ef46b"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-partner="rebelmouse" data-twitter-tweet-id="1144063782030733314"><div style="margin:1em 0">The NBC audio guy looks familiar #DemDebate https://t.co/RjbdmP30y8</div> — Daniel Trainor (@Daniel Trainor)<a href="https://twitter.com/dantrainor1/statuses/1144063782030733314">1561601035.0</a></blockquote></div><p></p><p style="margin-left:auto;"></p><div class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="AVYHK61564674001" id="de880"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-partner="rebelmouse" data-twitter-tweet-id="1144068531543318528"><div style="margin:1em 0">when it's 10:22 and they get to climate change https://t.co/ehHVpamegC</div> — andrew kaczynski🤔 (@andrew kaczynski🤔)<a href="https://twitter.com/KFILE/statuses/1144068531543318528">1561602168.0</a></blockquote></div><p></p><p style="margin-left:auto;"></p><div class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="ZRVAQF1564674001" id="55e14"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-partner="rebelmouse" data-twitter-tweet-id="1144063747016863744"><div style="margin:1em 0">Beto O'Rourke is going to unveil a tattoo he got in Japanese that means honor</div> — David Spector (@David Spector)<a href="https://twitter.com/spectordeforce/statuses/1144063747016863744">1561601027.0</a></blockquote></div><p></p><p style="margin-left:auto;"></p><div class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="J73IMW1564674002" id="0937f"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-partner="rebelmouse" data-twitter-tweet-id="1144050225121779712"><div style="margin:1em 0">Beto O' Rouke is like if gentrification was a person</div> — p.e. garcia (@p.e. garcia)<a href="https://twitter.com/semioclastia/statuses/1144050225121779712">1561597803.0</a></blockquote></div><p></p><p style="margin-left:auto;"></p><div class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="BWR3RA1564674002" id="49942"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-partner="rebelmouse" data-twitter-tweet-id="1144070024438509569"><div style="margin:1em 0">John Delaney is like a divorced dad at a busy IHOP trying to get a waitresses attention while his kids have a syrup fight #DemDebate</div> — Matt Oswalt (@Matt Oswalt)<a href="https://twitter.com/MattOswaltVA/statuses/1144070024438509569">1561602524.0</a></blockquote></div><p></p><p style="margin-left:auto;"></p><div class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="WTTCLO1564674002" id="7436d"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-partner="rebelmouse" data-twitter-tweet-id="1144071239071387648"><div style="margin:1em 0">You can almost hear the voice in his brain saying: “¿Dónde está la biblioteca?” https://t.co/XUtNMkRuFH</div> — Felipe (@Felipe)<a href="https://twitter.com/FelipeTorresMed/statuses/1144071239071387648">1561602813.0</a></blockquote></div><p></p><p style="margin-left:auto;"></p><div class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="QS1NXU1564674002" id="8d572"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-partner="rebelmouse" data-twitter-tweet-id="1144073812713115649"><div style="margin:1em 0">Nothing but respect for MY Congressman Ryan https://t.co/cm4FBjDIQU</div> — ariel (@ariel)<a href="https://twitter.com/arielgitlin/statuses/1144073812713115649">1561603427.0</a></blockquote></div><p></p><p style="margin-left:auto;"></p><div class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="NLWK0E1564674002" id="6c9ed"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-partner="rebelmouse" data-twitter-tweet-id="1144073552921915392"><div style="margin:1em 0">maddow: hang on, real quick—congresswoman gabbard, what do you think LGBT stands for?
tulsi: that would be Lesbian… https://t.co/VCJmVTY9rS</div> — Jill Gutowitz (@Jill Gutowitz)<a href="https://twitter.com/jillboard/statuses/1144073552921915392">1561603365.0</a></blockquote></div><p></p><p style="margin-left:auto;"></p><div class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="AZ12XZ1564674002" id="7eb77"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-partner="rebelmouse" data-twitter-tweet-id="1144075013059940353"><div style="margin:1em 0">beto supporters rn https://t.co/DShRpB2Ckd</div> — tobin heath’s low socks (@tobin heath’s low socks)<a href="https://twitter.com/carIisIe/statuses/1144075013059940353">1561603713.0</a></blockquote></div><p></p><p style="margin-left:auto;"></p><div class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="5NYU4R1564674003" id="eb4f6"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-partner="rebelmouse" data-twitter-tweet-id="1144075484835340288"><div style="margin:1em 0">Q: do you support x?
Beto: i'll tell you a story. once I was walking down a lovely road, a camino, if you will. I m… https://t.co/WAiJuyOUyZ</div> — Alexandra Petri (@Alexandra Petri)<a href="https://twitter.com/petridishes/statuses/1144075484835340288">1561603826.0</a></blockquote></div><p></p><p style="margin-left:auto;"></p><div class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="JT6LQZ1564674003" id="c0c4a"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-partner="rebelmouse" data-twitter-tweet-id="1144073445807931392"><div style="margin:1em 0">Elizabeth Warren checking her notes before the debate. #DemocraticDebate https://t.co/T30VwNWBHX</div> — addie (@addie)<a href="https://twitter.com/addie_parr/statuses/1144073445807931392">1561603339.0</a></blockquote></div><p></p><p style="margin-left:auto;"></p><div class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="IHBB8Q1564674003" id="c928e"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-partner="rebelmouse" data-twitter-tweet-id="1144080848343523328"><div style="margin:1em 0">A little bit of Inslee in my life
A little bit of Tulsi by my side
A little bit of Warren is what I need
A little b… https://t.co/JZC8qhw5jh</div> — Justin☀️ (@Justin☀️)<a href="https://twitter.com/official_jrizz/statuses/1144080848343523328">1561605104.0</a></blockquote></div><p></p><p style="margin-left:auto;"></p><div class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="O9O2F21564674003" id="0deb5"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-partner="rebelmouse" data-twitter-tweet-id="1144076353400033280"><div style="margin:1em 0">Tim Ryan looks like if you gave me 4 minutes to try and draw Bill de Blasio. https://t.co/1kpPS2WrSU</div> — Kyle Ayers (@Kyle Ayers)<a href="https://twitter.com/kyleayers/statuses/1144076353400033280">1561604033.0</a></blockquote></div><p></p><p style="margin-left:auto;"><em>This article originally appeared on SomeeCards. You can read it <a href="https://www.someecards.com/news/news/democratic-debate-night-one-tweet-elizabeth-warren-beto-orourke-cory-booker/">here</a>.</em></p>
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