Jon Stewart only announced his departure from The Daily Show yesterday, but we’re already on final stage of the Kübler-Ross model of grief: acceptance. Stewart had already signaled his restlessness when he took a long sabbatical from the show to direct his first feature film, so he’s only confirming what we already know: the man is ready for the next stage in his career. America is also ready: ready for a new person to take the chair and assume the position as the country’s moral (but not preachy) consciousness. And America is ready for that person to be a lady.


A recent report by Media Matters found that white men dominate the Sunday morning political talk shows, not only as hosts but also as guests. Although women’s issues are some of the most contentious political issues of our time—unnecessarily so—it’s men who are dictating the political discourse and some of these men have only a grade school-level understanding of how a uterus functions. The Daily Show is fertile ground for plotting a revolution in TV news representation. It’s where most young’uns get their news these days anyway, along with Saturday Night Live. The old guard of white male TV news hosts is no longer relevant to this crowd, especially since that old guard reveals itself, over and over again, to be populated by dirty liars.

It’s not just that there’s a need for new blood: there’s ample supply of badass, politically conscious, and funny women who are ready, and worthy, to take Stewart’s spot. This list is by no means comprehensive, but here are a couple women we nominate for the position.

Jessica Williams

When you’ve got talent like The Daily Show has talent, it only makes sense to hire from within. As the show’s “Senior Women Correspondent,” Williams has capably demonstrated sharp humor as well as political adeptness. Imagine what the woman could do with a bigger platform.

Leslie Jones

Leslie Jones is frequently the funniest person on Saturday Night Live. The universe answered a prayer we didn’t even know we were making when Hollywood cast Jones alongside Melissa McCarthy, Kristin Wiig and Kate McKinnon in the all-female remake of Ghostbusters. But the film, and her Weekend Update appearances, in which she more often than not upstages her colleague Colin Jost, are not enough to satiate our appetite.

Kristina Wong

Kristina Wong regularly contributes to Jezebel, PlayGirl and XOJanes, but she’s as funny—and as astute—in person as she in on paper. One of her most popular pieces, on men with Asian fetishes, bought her an appearance on Totally Biased with Kamau Bell, revealing to the world how charming and clever she can be on the spot. But as often as her work is rip-roaringly hilarious, it can also be very serious. One of her most well-known projects, A Wong Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, explored mental illness among Asian-American women. Bitch Magazine called it “politically charged art with unapologetic humor,” which is exactly what The Daily Show needs.

Kristen Schaal

Another Daily Show regular, Schaal’s appearances never fail to draw the biggest audience laughs. Using her distinctive voice, Schaal has helmed a character capable of making nuanced political observations while also exposing the absurdity of politics. Her performances are as informative as they are captivating.

Sasheer Zamata

Sasheer Zamata is still a newbie on Saturday Night Live but she’s been there long enough to exhibit the kind of comedic range that keep her performances fresh and reliably hilarious. She snagged that job by charming Lorne Michaels with her spot-on impersonations of Michelle Obama, Rihanna, and Tyra Banks, but Zamata’s got more going for her than just comedica impressions.

Cameron Esposito

Did Cameron Esposito tell the greatest period joke ever told? There are few worthy contenders. But Esposito is pretty funny on subjects other than the bodily functions of female-bodied people. She hosts a popular podcast called Grab Them Aghast that already demonstrates her skills hosting a show. While she doesn’t have the name recognition of many women on this list, she has the kind of shrewd humor that makes Jon Stewart so effective in the seat.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

  • Throughout history, women have stood up and fought to break down barriers imposed on them from stereotypes and societal expectations. The trailblazers in these photos made history and redefined what a woman could be. In doing so, they paved the way for future generations to stand up and continue to fight for equality.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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