If you're like us, you probably wish that Sarah Palin was your mom. That way, we could have an interesting name-you know, like Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, or Piper. It would be the type of name to make us the hit of the hunting lodge or the belle of the ball. It would be heaven. Unfortunately, we already have a name. Fortunately, this Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator is up and running. It tells you what your name would be if the Palins named you. Here are our results:Thanks, Jordan.