The other explanation, of course, is that a lot of money is being wasted. So, while Matt Drudge might be getting a little too upset (see image above), it's really pretty hard to give anyone benefit of the doubt for a door repair that cost $1.4 million. And now the government is going to have to waste times with a lot of (absolutely necessary) explanations, when they could have just made it clearer in the first place, if, in fact, there is a good reason why the door repair cost so much.Here are all the suspicious orders that Drudge linked to:$2.5 million worth of ham$1.1 million worth of sliced ham$.3 million for repairing a dumbwaiter$1.5 million for mozzarella cheese$5.7 million for process cheese$16 million for canned porkThe food makes more sense. Ham, cheese, pork: These things can go in school lunches and military meals, and will help the economy by providing work for food vendors. But the form should explain where that $16 million of canned pork is going. And even with an explanation the door repair would stand out. It must be a really nice door.