We’ve heard it all before: For every job a human can do, there’s a robot that can do it better, faster, and without posting whiny memes about the Monday struggle. But when a researcher decided to test a robot’s ability to complete one job requiring a specific kind of creativity, she was pleasantly surprised to find the bot was a bit of a failure.


Janelle Shane is a research scientist and electrical engineering Ph.D. student at UC San Diego who trains neural networks for fun. Recently, she posted a new experiment to her Tumblr, “Postcards from the Frontiers of Science,” documenting the process of training a neural network to name and create new paint colors. Giving colors appealing names is in fact a real, human job, something that probably doesn’t cross your mind when trying to decide between butterscotch yellow and bone china. But what if a robot could be just as creative as a professional color creator?

That’s what Shane decided to find out. To begin, she fed the neural network (aka a computer that functions similarly to a human brain) a Sherwin-Williams list of about 7,700 hues with their corresponding red, green, and blue color values (that’s RGB for short). After dumping the information into the network and letting it figure out the tasks for itself, Shane found it was actually fairly skilled at combining different values to create new colors. But naming those colors proved to be a more difficult chore.

Here’s what the neural network came up with first:

OK, so “Caae Blae” sounds like a color you might see in a Middle Earth dungeon rather than a living room in suburban Ohio. Language issues aside, the network seemed to prefer neutral tones, mixing gray, brown, and blue shades. After that first test, Shane let the network continue to learn. The longer it processed the data, the closer it got to recognizable labels. Still, the names were pretty abstract and sometimes didn’t match up with the actual color. “Rererte Green,” for instance, matched up with a pinkish red, while it named a periwinkle blue “Conk Green.”

Eventually, Shane amped up the network’s creativity levels. At its best, this is what the network came up with:

Shane concluded two things based on the results of her experiment:

1. The neural network really likes brown, beige, and grey.

2. The neural network has really really bad ideas for paint names.

Perhaps the network isn’t necessarily bad, but just really, really stoned. Based on “Dope,” “Stoner Blue,” and “Turdly,” I might be on to something. And honestly, I wouldn’t mind living in a room painted “Snowbonk.” It looks soothing and makes me think of wintery, woodland creatures. Perhaps what this experiment provides more than anything is conclusive proof that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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