The Brilliant BP Public Relations Twitter Account

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You should have a look at the tragicomic BP Public Relations Twitter account. A few highlights:

"Dropping everything to work on our "Oil Slickers" movie script. Hopefully Billy Crystal is available/willing to work with oil. #bpcares"

"We're not showing footage of Top Kill tomorrow because Terry dropped the Flipcam in the toilet. I don't even want to ask how it happened."

"Eating at a very expensive restaurant and spilled salad dressing on my pants. Not sure how to tackle this."

Unfortunately, shaming BP and donating hair is about as much as we can do right now.

Image via Greenpeace.