Some of our best stories are about hubris, aiming too high, and falling from spectacular heights.

The morning headlines read like teensy plot summaries. “Billionaire absconds!,” I scan, and then start hoping some novelist, poet, littwitterer, or screenwriter gets to work. I cannot wait for a “fall of” wave of art to come. (If e-books have their way with us, I may not have to wait long.)Rags to riches stories are pleasant, sure, but riches to rags stories warm the cockles of our bankrupt hearts. The plots invented by Benjamin Franklin and Horatio Alger-the mythmakers of the American Dream-are 30-year fixed-rate mortgages: steady, soothing, sleep inducing. But those that reverse the trajectory, that chronicle the hubris, moral choices, and anxieties of those who aim too high and fall, these are penny stocks: easy to get into, but once invested, take you on an Red Bull ride.American realists at the turn of the twentieth century loved to write about the rising action and denouement of financiers and their escorts. Edith Wharton’s The House of Mirth, Theodore Dreiser’s Sister Carrie, The Financier, and The Titan, and William Dean Howells’ The Hazard of New Fortune and The Rise of Silas Lapham, are realistic, historically detailed dramas about the ethical stakes of capitalism (spoiler alert: they tend to end badly).William Dean Howells was the “Dean of American Literature,” editor of the Atlantic Monthly, maker of literary reputations, and buddy of Mark Twain. He was also a wonderful novelist who chronicled the clash of new and old money. His 1895 The Rise of Silas Lapham is probably his best. At the beginning of the novel, Silas Lapham is a successful businessman. He makes his fortune in paint, and moves his newly rich family to Boston to hob nob with the old money. He builds a large house in the then hot, new Back Bay neighborhood, and spends his money on “rich and rather ugly clothes and a luxury of household appointments” for his family. But he is never allowed entré into society. Lapham loses all his money but acts with integrity-hence his “rise.” (Download the e-book for free at Project Gutenberg.)Steven Millhauser’s Martin Dressler: The Tale of An American Dreamer (1997) is a fantastic (literally and figuratively) riff on this genre. Set in the time in which Wharton, Dreiser, and Howells lived, Millhauser works his prodigious imagination on the myth of the self-made man in this too-little-read Pulitzer Prize-winning novel. Dressler is a New York City cigarmaker’s son who dreams of making big, big, big hotels. Let me make that clear: these are really big hotels. On one floor, the elevator opens onto a forest in the country; another, a mountainside with caves. Hotel amenities include a Temple of Poesy, where women in slinky tunics recite verse 24/7.Martin Dressler conjures the magic of capitalism gone rancid, a bedtime story for Ambien addicts. Tonight, after putting the headlines on your computer to sleep, read it to your unemployed love. I’ll start you off:“There once lived a man named Martin Dressler, a shopkeeper’s son, who rose from modest beginnings to a height of dreamlike good fortune. This was toward the end of the nineteenth century, when on any street corner in America you might see some ordinary-looking citizen who was destined to invent a new kind of bottle cap or tin can…Although Martin Dressler was a shopkeeper’s son, he too dreamed his dream, and at last he was lucky enough to do what few people even dare to imagine: he satisfied his heart’s desire. But this is a perilous privilege, which the gods watch jealously, waiting for the flaw, the little flaw, that brings everything to ruin, in the end.”(Illustration John DuBois)

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

  • Throughout history, women have stood up and fought to break down barriers imposed on them from stereotypes and societal expectations. The trailblazers in these photos made history and redefined what a woman could be. In doing so, they paved the way for future generations to stand up and continue to fight for equality.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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