Why That 'School Makes Me' Google Search Might Be Meaningless

Just because Google says school is a place where dreams go to die doesn't mean it's actually the truth.

If we're to believe the internet, Google Search is now the arbiter of what's going on in schools in America. The above image depicting a search for the phrase "school makes me" has been floating around lately—even making it to Cheezburger. One commenter over at the education blog Dangerously Irrelevant even had this to say about it: "Sad state of affairs that it has come to this. Time to grab the bull by the horns and change this image!"

There's no denying our schools are hotbeds of bullying that can leave students feeling sad, depressed, and stupid. And, there are plenty of education reformers, like those behind the Covenant to Help Inspire Learning and Development, who are looking to revolutionize schools so that they "nurture each child's great curiosity, interest, and potential" so they can, "achieve high levels of success."

But should we all jump the hyperbolic shark and assume that this means our entire school system is an epic failure? Not necessarily.

If I type in "technology makes me," I get these search results:

Apple is one of the most successful companies in the world. But look what I get:

What pops up for Facebook (which you likely have an account with)?

Not to pick on technology and its associated minions too much, how about happiness?

So if, according to Google, even happiness is going to make me sad and fat, well there is no hope for any of us. Perhaps we should also be questioning what the impact of Google's personalized search—since 2009 we only get the results our search history decides is best for us—is on these results.

To be sure, there are challenges in our schools, but overgeneralizing them and painting every school, teacher, and student with the broad brush of negativity doesn't help anyone. Internet, we can do better.

Julian Meehan

Young leaders from around the world are gathering at the United Nations Headquarters in New York Saturday to address arguably the most urgent issue of our time. The Youth Climate Summit comes on the heels of an international strike spearheaded by Greta Thunberg, the 16-year-old climate activist from Sweden, who arrived in New York via emissions-free sailboat earlier this month.

Translated from Swedish, "berg" means "mountain," so it may feel fated that a young woman with Viking blood in her veins and summit in her name would be at the helm. But let's go out on a limb and presume Thunberg, in keeping with most activists, would chafe at the notion of pre-ordained "destiny," and rightly so. Destiny is passive — it happens to you. It's also egomaniacal. Change, on the other hand, is active; you have to fight. And it is humble. "We need to get angry and understand what is at stake," Thunberg declared. "And then we need to transform that anger into action."

This new generation of activists' most pernicious enemy is denial. The people in charge — complacent politicians and corporation heads who grossly benefit from maintaining the status quo — are buffered from real-life consequences of climate change. But millions of people don't share that privilege. For them, climate change isn't an abstract concept, but a daily state of emergency, whether it comes in the form of "prolonged drought in sub-Saharan Africa…devastating tropical storms sweeping across Southeast Asia, the Caribbean and the Pacific…[or] heatwaves and wildfires," as Amnesty International reportsare all too real problems people are facing on a regular basis.

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"We need to act right now to stop burning fossil fuels and ensure a rapid energy revolution with equity, reparations and climate justice at its heart," organizers say.

There's no doubt the visual images from the marches send a powerful message to those on the ground but especially those watching from around the world. GOOD's own Gabriel Reilich was on the scene for the largest of the Climate Strikes. Here are 18 of the best signs from the Climate Strike march in New York City.

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"A lot of people don't pay attention to their dreams and are unaware of the impact they have on their state of mind," said Dylan Selterman, psychology lecturer at the University of Maryland, says according to The Huffington Post. "Now we have evidence that there is this association."

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