Spice Up Election ‘16 With This Candidate Name-Swap Browser Plugin

Every time you Google “Rand Paul” you’ll get “Taco Bonerstink.”

The candidate's Facebook page, transformed.

Every once in a while, an idea comes around that changes the world forever. The printing press, the polio vaccine, and now … Taco Bonerstink, a brilliant new chrome extension that turns every mention of Rand Paul into “Taco Bonerstink.” Simply type the word Rand Paul into Google, and watch the accomplished opthamologist/powerful senator/presidential candidate transform into a boner.

The app was developed by Joe Veix, the writer at Death and Taxes who once hired a troll for a day in the name of social justice. Not only does the app change Rand Paul’s name, but other political darlings are treated with similar compassion. Ted Cruz becomes Little Baby Pee Pee. Chuck Johnson, Floor Pooper. Marco Rubio, The Combover Kid, Jeb Bush, Ham Face. Hillary Clinton is identified as “Lady Inevitable,” president of The Galactic Empire. The list goes on.

Veix noted that the extension still has its kinks, but the current version still produces amazing results. Here are some screenshots of the revolutionary new innovation, changing our world one Bonerstink at a time.

via David Leavitt / Twitter and RealTargetTori / Twitter

Last Friday, GOOD reported on an infuriating incident that went down at a Massachusetts Target.

A Target manager who's come to be known as "Target Tori," was harassed by Twitter troll David Leavitt for not selling him an $89 Oral-B Pro 5000 toothbrush for a penny.

He describes himself as a "multimedia journalist who has worked for CBS, AXS, Yahoo, and others."

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Anyone who has ever worked in retail knows that the worst thing about the job, right after the pay, are the unreasonable cheapskates who "want to talk to your manager" to get some money off an item.

They think that throwing a tantrum will save them a few bucks and don't care if they completely embarrass themselves in the process. Sometimes that involves belittling the poor employee who's just trying to get through their day with an ounce of dignity.

Twitter is rallying around a gal named Tori who works at a Target in Massachusetts after she was tweet-shamed by irate chapekate, journalist, and Twitter troll, David Leavitt.

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In a typical work day, people who smoke take more breaks than those who do not. Every few hours they pop outside to have a smoke and usually take a coworker with them.

Don Bryden, Managing director at KCJ Training and Employment Solutions in Swindon, England, thinks that nonsmokers and smokers should be treated equally, so he's giving those who refrain from smoking four extra days to compensate.

Funny enough, Bryden is a smoker himself.

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