Illegal Substitution

When the cat's away, the mouse will play...Brokeback Mountain...for a classroom of 8th graders. One such eighth grader has a grandfather who's suing the mouse (who happens to go by the name Ms. Buford) to the tune of $500,000. Granted, the film's R rating would prohibit it from being shown in that room. But $500,000? For the loss of innocence? From a movie? Loss of innocence is what the summer between eight grade and freshmen year is all about. Well, that and hoping your voice will finish changing.

Via Defamer.