By now, everyone knows that the economy is fake and money is just cocaine-and-germ-covered cotton, so it’s no surprise that the 21st century would bring a currency based on something deeper, something universal, something that taps into what Leonard Cohen called “the evidence of life.” Forget about the gold standard, what we obviously need is a poetry-backed dollar.


As part of a Kickstarter campaign to fund his latest movie, surrealist writer and filmmaker Alejandro Jodorowsky is generously offering to trade such a currency— clearly more valuable than puny illuminati fiat paper—for your U.S. legal tender. The dinero poético (DP) derives its worth from “the poetry of the universe,” according to the fundraising page, and though (for now) the money “can’t be spent on any material goods,” the exchange rate is pretty solid—because he is still constrained by the harsh realities of the plastic-fantastic, capitalist prison economy, Jodorowsky is now offering a one-to-one trade of poetic dollars for your cash.

The new film, Endless Poetry, will be a kind of sequel to the auteur’s magical 2013 autobiography The Dance of Reality. While the earlier movie focused on young Jodo’s life in 1930s Tocopilla, Chile, Endless Poetry takes off with his family’s later move to Santiago. According to the synopsis on the Kickstarter page, “the flourishing capital, filled with artists and poets, offers the perfect setting for him to grow out of his cage.”

Thinking he’d fit in well, Alejandro’s cousin Ricardo takes the young boy to the home of Veronica and Carmen Cereceda, where puppeteers, dancers, sculptors and painters all live and create together. There, defying all of his old limitations, Alejandro takes the first step on his path to becoming a poet in the Chilean artistic epicenter of the 1940s. Alongside rising poets like Enrique Linh, Nicanor Parra, and in the arms of his first love, Stella Diaz, Alejandro’s poetic destiny takes form and a new world unravels…changing his life forever.

While the project offers other rewards for donating, like posters and t-shirts, it’s clear that the only real long-term investment here is poetic currency, backed and printed by the director’s own Satori Bank. (I imagine a bank conceived by the director of El Topo and Santa Sangre as housed in the ruins of an ancient temple, where in a single locked vault, a blind priest and a psychic clown arm wrestle over the value of human souls.) The bills come in various denominations and each features a money-related poem written in Spanish by Jodorowsky himself. The total budget for Endless Poetry is $3 million, $350,000 of which the filmmaker aims to raise from fans; the campaign has already hit half its goal with a month left to go. Just don’t forget to enjoy a brief moment of melancholic revelation as you take part—as per the site: “Jodorowsky wants to fill the world with poetry. So when you pledge, please mumble a poem in your heart.”

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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