South by Southwest, the music, film, and internet media festival convened annually in Austin, doesn’t start until tomorrow. But already, the tweets have begun. Chances are that if you’re a GOOD reader and a Twitter user, your timeline is seeing a big uptick in tweets about barbecue and panels, Lone Star and bands. Chances are also that if you’re not going to SXSW, the last thing you want to see for the next two weeks is an endless stream tweets from people who are there, talking about which panels to attend, which rapper to see, which after-party has the best open bar.

But you don’t have to abandon Twitter for two weeks in order to avoid excessive Austin-based bragging or a deluge of SXSW insider chatter. Below are several tricks to help you keep your Twitter timeline #SXSW free. Remember, too, that these tips work for other hashtags of non-interest, including #Oscars and #Grammys. Happy ignoring!


The Tweetdeck option:

If you’re one of the many people who uses Tweetdeck to organize your Twitter life, filtering out SXSW tweets is easy: Go into settings, then choose “Global Filter,” and then put “#SXSW,” “SXSW,” or even “Lone Star” into the “Containing Words” box. Just like that, it’s as if SXSW isn’t even happening.

The Tweetfilter option:

Tweetfilter is a very basic browser extension supporting Firefox 3.6+, Chrome 10+, Opera 11+, Safari 5+ and, heaven forbid, IE 9+. You can download it here. Not only will it allow you to ignore SXSW, it also has a host of other handy features, like shortened link expansion.

The Proxlet option:

If you use Google Chrome, Proxlet is a browser extension that specializes in Twitter filtering for you. It also supports TweetDeck, Twitter for iPhone, Twidroyd, and Spaz. Just like Tweetfilter, you can download it and be blocking all those people boasting about Texas barbecue in no time.

The Not at SXSW option:

While the above options allow you to filter out whichever hashtag or word you’d like to dismiss, Jake Archibald, a developer at Lanyrd, created the browser extension Not at SXSW specifically for the upcoming Austin festival. Not at SXSW grants you the same filtering functionality as the other options, but it also allows you to totally mute anyone at SXSW for the duration of their stay. It’s a bit drastic, but if you really, really don’t want to hear about SXSW, this is the choice for you.

You’ll probably notice that I haven’t explained how to filter undesirable things out using plain old Twitter. That’s because Twitter doesn’t offer a filter option, forcing people to look elsewhere to make their timeline more reflective of the things they enjoy. There’s obviously a market for filtration, so perhaps some Twitter folk at SXSW can figure out how to incorporate it into the site’s next update. Lucky for you, no matter what they do, you won’t have to listen: You’ll have them blocked.

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    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

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    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

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    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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