For the first time since he was named NFL commissioner in 2006, Roger Goodell appears to be in danger of being shuffled out of the gig.


At the Year Ahead Summit, an annual forum hosted by Bloomberg featuring prominent speakers from politics, entertainment, and technology, Goodell unpacked a few of his thoughts regarding the ongoing police brutality protests conducted by NFL players.

“People come to our stadiums to be entertained and have fun, not to be protested [at],” he said, according to SB Nation.

That’s partially true. The ostensible reason someone might pony up hundreds of dollars to watch the lowly Chicago Bears is for the entertainment value, which is subjective, given the overall subpar quality of NFL play this year. But “to be protested at” frames any athlete who dares speak out against state-sanctioned violence as attacking the fans.

The idea that the players and consumers of NFL are somehow on opposing sides of this culture war isn’t new; it’s been implied for over a year now. It was one thing to shut down a conversation about civil rights by falsely insisting that NFL players were somehow “disrespecting” the flag, the anthem, military members, and veterans, or some combination thereof, but the suggestion that it’s the fans who are under attack is a startling escalation — even for a commissioner who has always made it clear that he’d prefer it if players didn’t take a knee.

[quote position=”full” is_quote=”true”]The NFL is a political entity and has been for the entirety of its existence.[/quote]

But Goodell wasn’t finished. He also said, “[G]etting into politics is not something we do.”

“Values aren’t necessarily about politics,” he continued. “Values are the way you do things and I think we want to make sure we do things at the highest standards. And I think people expect us to.”

That’s just not true, commissioner. The NFL is a political entity and has been for the entirety of its existence. Boasting its own PAC, the league has spent close to $1.2 million on lobbyists in 2017 alone to nudge elected representatives into behaving the way it would like to on issues ranging from the legality of daily fantasy sports to congressional investigations into player safety. And that’s before we get to the $5.4 million from the public coffers the NFL received between 2011 and 2014 in exchange for all manner of jingoistic, pro-military “paid patriotism,” or the attempts to manipulate and/or kill an NIH study into traumatic brain injuries.

And lest you think the NFL is ideologically consistent, the league in recent weeks announced it was formally backing legislation aimed at reforming the criminal justice system, largely thanks to the efforts of outspoken activist players like Malcolm Jenkins, Michael Bennett, and Anquan Boldin.

On the other end of the spectrum, the NFL is vehemently opposed to an item in the proposed budget that would close off a major tax loophole used to funnel taxpayer dollars toward the construction of new stadiums. What upsets Goodell — in his own particular corporatized, bland language — is the idea that the players might have a political agenda that differs from the league’s (and those of their sponsors, like a chain pizza empire).

If it seems odd that Goodell would float this kind of nonsense at a time when nominally staid voices like “Moneyball” author Michael Lewis and broadcaster Bob Costas are both saying that the NFL’s time is nigh, it shouldn’t. Goodell isn’t trying to placate fans or advertisers or even inadvertently provide ammunition for the attorneys representing Colin Kaepernick. In this instance, Goodell seems to be speaking to an audience of one: Jerry Jones, the Dallas Cowboys owner and the NFL’s not-so-secret power broker.

Jones, still peeved about the potential six-game suspension of his star running back Ezekiel Elliott on domestic violence charges, has set his sights on Goodell. Jones has certainly been open about his position on the protests, and per ESPN, Goodell’s punishment of Elliott so rankled him that he’s been working furiously to stop a promised contract extension for Goodell.

On Wednesday, The New York Times reported that Jones had gone so far as to hire David Boies, a lawyer who was outed for hiring ex-Israeli military officers to spy on those accusing Harvey Weinstein of sexual assault, and is threatening to sue the six members of the NFL’s competition committee, should Goodell be re-upped.

It’s understandable why Goodell might suddenly offer statements that neatly align with Jones’ position, no matter how ridiculous he sounds. After all, playing the fool in public and taking heat off the NFL’s 32 owners have always been the most important components of his job description.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Photo credit: CanvaDogs have impressive observational powers.

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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