This is not something I imagined I would ever write, but take a look at this advertisement for McDonald’s dollar menu, as photographed on the back of a Chicago bus (you can see it larger here).

What on earth is it supposed to mean? I am confused, and I am not alone in my confusion. After blogger Claire Zulkey posted the photo last week, quite a few people have spent their valuable time generating theories as to the ad’s intended message.


Zulkey herself floated the idea that perhaps the idea was “to match the thing that you eat with a drink, except the relationship between thirst and food doesn’t seem to make sense here. A McChicken would probably make you much thirstier than a Salad, and who wants to drink Coke with a parfait?”

One commenter discerned some sort of calorie bargaining system, in which McDonald’s is encouraging consumers to rationalize the sugar intake involved in drinking a large soda by ordering a “healthy” salad:

The only thing I can think of is calorie count. Like if you get a parfait, maybe you only want a small drink because the meal already has a lot of calories, but if you get a salad, you might allow yourself to get a large drink because you chose a low-fat/low-cal meal.

This is hard to believe, especially as it would involve the implicit admission that (shock! horror!) a sweetened yogurt parfait from McDonald’s is not actually all that virtuous of a dining choice. Indeed, as another commenter noticed, corporate advertising would indeed have plumbed new depths of cynicism if McDonald’s really was to just go ahead and publicly say, “You know you’re gonna walk out of here consuming 3,000 calories no matter what, so here’s an easy visual reference to make sure you get all 3,000 of those calories, regardless of what you order.”

Several others (perhaps with tongue in cheek) suggested that McDonald’s might be trying to rename its drink sizes:

They’re establishing brand names for their drink sizes like Starbucks: “I’d like the QuarterPound McKraken, hold the pickle, and a McChicken Diet Pepsi.”

And yet others have projected their own tendency to overthink things onto the ad agency, and suspect a sneaky viral masterplan (one that I am now inadvertently playing into):

I think their ad agency is fucking genius. It features a lot of products that they sell (salad, parfait, chicken, coke); some promotion that’s going on ($1 drinks); and, at first glance, makes NO FUCKING SENSE. Why is it good to make no sense? Because analytics get mad, and shop it around to their friends, “Have you seen this new McDonalds ad?” Now the ad’s one visual impression is hitting 5 verbal impressions (making up my own terminology here). Whatever agency this is must be composed of master trolls.

But for the majority, confusion reigns:

The drinks aren’t even different sizes, just different depths of field. Weird, weird ad.

What’s with “Parfait, McChicken, Salad”? Are those $1 too? Why is salad the biggest one? WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!

So, intrepid investigative reporter that I am, I decided to ask some friends at McDonald’s Chicagoland PR agency (Porter Novelli) what on earth this ad was supposed to mean. Of course, the truth is not nearly as interesting as the wild speculations, but here it is: Leo Burnett, their partner ad agency, was simply trying to push the message that no matter what drink size you order, it is only going to cost you $1:

The campaign delivers the “Any Size” idea thru the copy message (i.e. errand vs. road trip, or snack wrap vs. Angus) and visually with the different cup sizes. I think it provides a clear message if you look at the campaign as a whole. By no means are we referring to calorie intake or the healthiness of the food. Here are the 4 size comparisons we used as well as the keylines for visual reference.

So there you have it. You can now sleep at night, safe in the knowledge that you (and your fellow GOOD readers) hold the key to this mysterious McDonald’s ad.

Photo by Claire Zulkey; story h/t @ztf.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

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    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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