Let’s review the good news first. You know that killer probiotic smoothie you get every day after pilates, lovingly crafted with kale and acai berries and a dusting of brewer’s yeast? Well, the good news is that your delicious smoothie isn’t actively poisoning you.


And the bad news? Well, those probiotics probably aren’t doing much at all.

In a new review published in Genome Medicine, a team of Danish researchers poke holes in our probiotic craze, that global cascade of smoothies and yogurt and kimchi and kombucha. If you’ve got significant digestive issues, there’s a chance the probiotics might help. Otherwise, you’re basically ingesting something benign yet ineffective.

“According to our systematic review, no convincing evidence exists for consistent effects of examined probiotics on fecal microbiota composition in healthy adults,” Nadja Buus Kristensen, junior author on the study, says in a public statement, “despite probiotic products being consumed to a large extent by the general population.”

Oluf Pedersen, lead author of the findings, blames “aggressive marketing” for our blind probiotic love. Probiotics are a modern fad, and like many similar trends (see: gluten-free everything), we’re probably getting somewhat duped here.

The probiotic market has mushroomed in the last few years, with no signs of slowing soon. Market analysts predict the probiotics industry will reach $46.55 billion a year by 2020. Its ingredients are found in breakfast burritos and cold brew coffee and “pressed water.” Sales of kombucha alone—the trendy fermented tea beverage that’s touted for its probiotic properties—reached $400 million in 2014, up from $100 million in 2009.

For the review, researchers analyzed seven clinical trials, each of which included healthy individuals between 19 and 88 years of age. The probiotics were administered as biscuits, milk-based drinks, sachets or capsules. And in only one of the seven trials was there a remotee difference in gut flora between the control group and the probiotic group.

These are not enormous sample sizes, so the scientists (as scientists are wont to do) argue for continued research, and a measure of caution in interpreting these results. Pedersen takes particular exception with the Guardian calling probiotics a “waste of money” in their headline; he says probiotics have shown—in past studies—to have effects on irritable bowel syndrome (IBS), ulcerative colitis, acute diarrhea following antibiotics, and traveler’s diarrhea. But if you aren’t suffering from one of those ailments, well your money could probably be better spent.

“While there from previous reviews is some evidence that probiotic interventions may benefit those with disease-associated imbalances of the gut microbiota, there is little evidence of an effect in healthy individuals,” says Pedersen.

But let’s find some comfort here—was that smoothie at least delicious? They can’t take that away from you.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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