The Simplest, Sweariest Fun You'll Have on the Internet All Week

"F*ck Yeah Nouns" is the best new time-waster on the internet.

If you're an experienced internet user, you know that the "Fuck Yeah" meme is one of the most overused on the web, having been pulled out to recognize everything from the United States of America to Ryan Gosling. Today, however, a new website finds a unique way to jump on the Fuck Yeah bandwagon quickly, easily, and hilariously.

Called "Fuck Yeah Nouns," the site lets users celebrate practically anything they can dream up to follow the words "Fuck Yeah"—all you've got to do is add a noun, and the next thing you know you've got a picture cheering on your most beloved people, places, and things.

Try your name, your city, or your favorite consumables. We can guarantee you'll waste at least five minutes and walk away with at least two or three funny tweets.

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Seventeen-year-old Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg made a dramatic speech Tuesday at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland.

In her address, she called for a public and private sector divestment from fossil fuel companies

"Immediately end all fossil fuel subsidies and immediately and completely divest from fossil fuels. We don't want these things done by 2050, or 2030 or even 2021 — we want this done now," she said.

U.S. Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin mocked the teenager on Thursday during a press briefing in Davos.

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Even though marathon running is on the decline, half a million people signed up to participate in the 2020 London Marathon. It seems wild that someone would voluntarily sign up to run 26.2 miles, but those half a million people might actually be on to something. A new study published in the Journal of the American College of Cardiology found that running a marathon can help reverse signs of aging.

Researchers at Barts and University College London looked at 138 first-time marathon runners between the ages of 21 and 69. "We wanted to look at novice athletes. We didn't include people who said they ran for more than two hours a week," Dr. Charlotte Manisty, the study's senior author and cardiologist at University College London, said per CNN.

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Last Friday, GOOD reported on an infuriating incident that went down at a Massachusetts Target.

A Target manager who's come to be known as "Target Tori," was harassed by Twitter troll David Leavitt for not selling him an $89 Oral-B Pro 5000 toothbrush for a penny.

He describes himself as a "multimedia journalist who has worked for CBS, AXS, Yahoo, and others."

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