Trying to Win Your Heart (Attack)

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Just in case you were worried that with all this talk about biking and healthy eating America is losing its je ne sais quoi:

The owner of the Heart Attack Grill - home of the quadruple bypass burger pictured at [left] - is suing the owner of Heart Stoppers Sports Grill.

We still got that special combination of litigiousness, extravagance, and obesity.