What if our politicians had famous mob aliases from the recent New York mafia bust? Meet Silvio Berlusconi, aka "Vito Love."
Vladimir Putin: The Vet
George Allen: Fat Larry
Benjamin Netanyahu: Nooch
Dennis Kucinich: Little Dennis
Chris Christie: Johnny Pizza
Dmitry Medvedev: Junior Lollipops
Barney Frank: Johnny Bandanna
Muammar al-Gadaffi: Mush
Rahm Emanuel: The Fang
Robert Mugabe: Bobby Glasses
Bernie Sanders: The Professor
Silvio Berlusconi: Vito Love
Kim Jong Il: Baby Fat Larry
Scott Brown: Uncle Danny
Mike Huckabee: Meatball
Barack Obama: Nighthawk
Bill Clinton: Lumpy
John Boehner: Vinny Carwash
Joe Biden: Burger
Joseph Lieberman: Jello
Michael Bloomberg: Pooch
John McCain: Johnny Cash
Ahmadinejad: Jack the Wack
Mitt Romney: Skinny