This Superhuman Dancer Stole The Show At A Celtics Game With Some Truly Freaky Moves

His head and torso don’t even appear to be connected.

On Monday night, the league-best Boston Celtics squared off and lost to their conference challenger, the Detroit Pistons. While Boston’s uncharacteristic 118-108 defeat defied explanation from many of the team’s fans, it was a phenomenon in the stands that gave the game national attention, thanks to a clip of a fan dancing in the trippiest way possible.

There's clearly a lot going on here, in this video that's been viewed almost a half-million times in less than two days. Clearly, this is a Celtics fan who, judging from his wardrobe and smile, doesn't shy away from attention. Rocking novelty sunglasses and a shirt that's half home jersey and half away jersey, this nameless hero captivated the crowd with his hypnotic routine.

Modern science tells us that this man’s head can’t exist independently from his body, yet … here we are, doubting our very eyes.

The Celtics may not have won on Monday night, but every fan with a clear view of this majestic dance walked away a little richer for the experience.

This isn’t the first time a rhythmic fan has drawn attention away from the on-court action. Several years ago, in much more enthusiastic fashion, one brave man showed us all what it really means to be a Bon Jovi fan.

If you’re a dancer hoping to get discovered, get to a Celtics game as quickly as you can.

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Last Friday, GOOD reported on an infuriating incident that went down at a Massachusetts Target.

A Target manager who's come to be known as "Target Tori," was harassed by Twitter troll David Leavitt for not selling him an $89 Oral-B Pro 5000 toothbrush for a penny.

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They think that throwing a tantrum will save them a few bucks and don't care if they completely embarrass themselves in the process. Sometimes that involves belittling the poor employee who's just trying to get through their day with an ounce of dignity.

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Don Bryden, Managing director at KCJ Training and Employment Solutions in Swindon, England, thinks that nonsmokers and smokers should be treated equally, so he's giving those who refrain from smoking four extra days to compensate.

Funny enough, Bryden is a smoker himself.

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