‘Once Loyal Customer’ Skewers Yelp Reviews on Facebook
Review sites like Yelp and Zomato have turned the casual diner into a critic. While these sites can be useful for discovering new restaurants, they’ve also become a place for petty people to ballyache about their food and take umbrage with wait staff, managers, and busboys. Since 2013, Once Loyal Customer, an awesome Australian Facebook page, has taken on these ridiculous reviewers by making fun of them with funny graphics and pull quotes. Here’s a slideshow featuring 12 of their best.
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Update: This article originally appeared on April 12, 2016.
Man sends stupidest possible texts to his date after finding out she had cancer. This dude is clearly not a doctor.
Person giving away free sofa encounters world's most entitled freeloader. Then things escalated. This person doesn’t know what “free” means.
Muslim dad’s response to his daughter wanting to remove her hijab goes viral. She was correcting a lot of incorrect assumptions about Islam.
After staring at her cabinets for years, this mother is shocked after removing the protective film. This has to be the facepalm of the year.
Hillary Clinton and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez roasted Jared Kushner so hard he may delete his account. This crossover broke the internet.
When Trump attacks John McCain he’s attacking America itself. On NPR this morning when asked why the president keeps insulting a dead war hero, McCain's former advisor Mark Salter said offhandedly “I don't know, I'm not a child psychologist.”
Poor service is filling?
Maybe you should eat a little faster?
Not so sure a Vegan booth would fare very well at a BBQ festival.
The reviewer does know that pork comes form a pig, right?
Do I sense a slight lack of sympathy here?
Tedius. Just plain tedius.
These things should come with warning labels!
Who knew Pyongyang had such terrible accomodations?
It’s scientifically impossible to split shrimp.
Is the Lake of Respect near Lake Superior?