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15 Tweets That Only Married People Will Understand

Even the perfect marriage (if that exists) would have its everyday frustrations.

Tod Perry
By Tod PerryMar 30, 2023
Tod Perry
Tod Perry is a freelance writer from Long Beach, California.
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Being married is like being half of a two-headed monster. It's impossible to avoid regular disagreements when you're bound to another person for the rest of your life.

Even the perfect marriage (if there was such a thing) would have its daily frustrations. Funnily enough, most fights aren't caused by big decisions but the simple, day-to-day questions, such as “What do you want for dinner?"; “Are we free Friday night?"; and “What movie do you want to see?"

Here are some hilarious tweets that just about every married couple will understand.


This article originally appeared on 09.06.17

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