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Dad’s 5-year-old daughter's hilarious answers to his questions have the internet screaming.

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Dad’s 5-year-old daughter's hilarious answers to his questions have the internet screaming.
James Breakwell is sharing some priceless comedy.
via James Breakwell / Twitter
Jessie Dean Altman
By Jessie Dean AltmanAug 02, 2024
Jessie Dean Altman
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This article originally appeared on 01.25.19



Raising kids is tough, but there's a lot of laughs along the way.

Comedy writer James Breakwell has four daughters under the age of eight and shares their hilarious conversations on Twitter. And, from Breakwell's tweets, it looks like his five year old has a future in comedy.


Here's a sampling of some Breakwell's funniest kid-inspired tweets.

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His 5-year-old isn't the only (often unintentionally) hilarious child in the house; the 7-year-old and 3-year-old turn up from time to time. There's also a 2-year-old, but she hasn't been the subject of many tweets yet.

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