According to a new study, a much tastier item has replaced tobacco as the most popular currency among American inmates. But the reason is far from palatable. Trading well above its real-world value, ramen is now the most coveted item in prisons as a result of mediocre food quality in privately run institutions, The Guardian reports.


Michael Gibson-Light, a doctoral candidate in the University of Arizona’s school of sociology, wrote the report released on Monday, detailing how prison currencies can reveal the inhumane conditions happening within them. In the report, Gibson-Light explained that ramen is “easy to get” and “high in calories,” meaning for those inmates who spend their days working or exercising, this is the most appetizing option when the free food provided doesn’t meet basic nutritional needs.

The fact that inmates are turning to ramen as the only viable source of sustenance should be alarming no matter which way you look at it. After interviewing nearly 60 inmates and analyzing nationwide surveys, Gibson-Light found that food became a valuable black market commodity after state prisons handed off food preparation to private firms in the 2000s. Gibson-Light describes this change in his report, writing, “That change was part of a cost-cutting measure. With that change that resulted in a reduction in the quantity of the food the inmates were receiving.”

And as Chandra Bozelko pointed out in a separate article for The Guardian, prison food might meet standard caloric requirements, but the calories are packed into small portions that don’t leave inmates feeling satiated. And that seems to be the best-case scenario. At the far end of the spectrum, a lawsuit exposed Rikers Island for serving food contaminated with rat poison.

In that sense, ramen replacing cigarettes as the new standard currency is the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the problem of food in prisons. Hopefully, the US Justice Department’s decision to phase out private prisons will improve the living conditions for inmates, because whether they broke the law or not, prisoners are humans above all.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Photo credit: CanvaDogs have impressive observational powers.

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Photo credit: youtu.be Chris Hemsworth's Daddy Dilemma

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